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Old 20-05-2008, 10:05 PM   #11
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thats a good 1
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Old 21-05-2008, 12:04 AM   #12
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no no no far too caring . shoot the lock off with one bullett shoot the scouser with the other then get out relock door and watch while the puddy tats finish him off

Now I know I have found the right place for me , I GOT BANNED FOR TWO WEEKS on another forum for telling that same joke. Its good to be home
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Old 21-05-2008, 12:40 AM   #13
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Bet you it was a Liverpool forum you told it on.. haha!
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Old 21-05-2008, 09:21 AM   #14
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Bet you it was a Liverpool forum you told it on.. haha!

No on man utd thread in a open soccer forum , but found out later that one of the mods was liverpool fan HAHA
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Old 21-05-2008, 10:09 AM   #15
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Now I know I have found the right place for me , I GOT BANNED FOR TWO WEEKS on another forum for telling that same joke. Its good to be home

Jokes section is my patrol

As long as you don't swear you can be as mean to the Scousers as you like

Good joke btw!
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Old 21-05-2008, 04:08 PM   #16
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lol dwarfy, can i be mean to newcastle fans and post any texts i get about them up?
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Old 21-05-2008, 04:56 PM   #17
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lol dwarfy, can i be mean to newcastle fans and post any texts i get about them up?

Yep, I don't like Newcastle either
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Old 21-05-2008, 07:24 PM   #18
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great ... they will be out soon
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What do female liverpool fans use as protection during sex ?





THE BUS SHELTER !
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And how do you know she reached that special moment ?




She drops her bag of chips !
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What do you call a 26 year old female liverpool fan ?




Granny !
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Old 26-05-2008, 08:43 PM   #20
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Haha! Great joke's peoples!
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