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    Old 02-02-2010, 10:04 PM   #2201
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    Chelllseaaaa wherever you may be...dont let your wife near john terry...his dad deals crack...his mum steals tea...he cries when he misses a pen-al-ty

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    Quality street
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    Old 07-02-2010, 12:44 AM   #2202
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    dont sell my park my ji sun park,
    i just dont think you understand,
    that if you sell my park my ji sun park,
    you're gonna have a riot on your hands.

    YouTube - Don't sell my Park (Newton Heath remix)
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    Old 07-02-2010, 12:56 PM   #2203
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    Old 07-02-2010, 01:27 PM   #2204
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    Paddy Evra Chant
    He may be Small
    He may be French
    But Evra's the Bollucks in Defence

    What do you think?
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    Old 07-02-2010, 01:43 PM   #2205
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    pathethic
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    Old 07-02-2010, 06:47 PM   #2206
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    Chelsea wherever you may be
    Dont let your wife near John Terry
    It could be worse, he could be scouse
    He'd shag your wife and he'd rob your house
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    Old 08-02-2010, 03:33 AM   #2207
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    poor.
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    Old 08-02-2010, 03:35 AM   #2208
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    Chelsea wherever you may be
    Dont let your wife near John Terry
    It could be worse, he could be scouse
    He'd shag your wife and he'd rob your house

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    no
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    Old 09-02-2010, 03:22 PM   #2209
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    Poor?? 2 birds one stone and all that...
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    Old 09-02-2010, 07:26 PM   #2210
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    Poor?? 2 birds one stone and all that...

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    No. HD's right, it's shit.
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    Old 12-02-2010, 04:19 PM   #2211
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    this is not my work, but just had to post it in here as it's brilliant.
    can't see it taking off because if you try to sing it you'll just piss yourself laughing like i did reading it.


    Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

    They were afraid to arrive on the Metro
    They didn’t fancy the walk to the ground
    They were afraid to arrive on the Metro
    The official coaches were only ten pound.

    One-two-three-four! Tell the Divs the final score!

    Because they’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
    They’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!

    Bup-bup-bup-bup budabudabudup

    They thought they were all going to Wembley
    And booked up hotels in advance
    They thought they were all going to Wembley
    Till Rooney converted his chance.

    Five six seven eight – It’s not their turn to celebrate!

    Because they’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
    They’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!

    They were afraid to come out of Old Trafford
    The Men in Black were still roaming around
    They were afraid to come out of Old Trafford
    So they stayed shitting bricks in the ground

    One – two- thirty-four! They’re not singing any more!

    Because they’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
    They’re
    Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
    A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!



    shamelessly stolen from another forum.
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    Old 12-02-2010, 11:53 PM   #2212
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    classic
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    Old 14-02-2010, 09:55 PM   #2213
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    David May superstar; got more medals than Alan Sheara.

    Georgie, Georgie Georgie the Belfast Boy.

    Who's up Mary Brown?
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    Old 17-02-2010, 04:15 PM   #2214
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    Whats the most popular LUHG chants/songs at games?
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    Old 17-02-2010, 04:53 PM   #2215
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    Love United Hate Glazer
    repeat....

    and

    malcolm galzers gonna die
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    Old 25-02-2010, 05:31 PM   #2216
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    Whats that coming over the hill
    Is it Paul Pogba
    Is it Paul Pogbaaaaa
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    Old 02-03-2010, 01:42 PM   #2217
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    if Pogba makes it... thats a must!!!

    in fact, its in my head already...
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    Old 05-03-2010, 11:05 AM   #2218
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    I used to think AIG was a sponsor. That was before I realised it stood for Alex Is God!
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    Old 05-03-2010, 03:57 PM   #2219
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    I used to think AIG was a sponsor. That was before I realised it stood for Alex Is God!

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    to what tune mate ?
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