All United's Chants, Songs & Discussions

[Jazz 16]

Chelllseaaaa wherever you may be...dont let your wife near john terry...his dad deals crack...his mum steals tea...he cries when he misses a pen-al-ty

Quality street

[maco]

dont sell my park my ji sun park,
i just dont think you understand,
that if you sell my park my ji sun park,
you're gonna have a riot on your hands.

YouTube - Don't sell my Park (Newton Heath remix)

[Stephen]

[BusbyBrit58]

He may be Small
He may be French
But Evra's the Bollucks in Defence

What do you think?

[Dazza]

pathethic

[united_87]

Chelsea wherever you may be
Dont let your wife near John Terry
It could be worse, he could be scouse
He'd shag your wife and he'd rob your house

[hdcantona]

poor.

[maco]

Chelsea wherever you may be
Dont let your wife near John Terry
It could be worse, he could be scouse
He'd shag your wife and he'd rob your house

no

[united_87]

Poor?? 2 birds one stone and all that...

[Stephen]

Poor?? 2 birds one stone and all that...

No. HD's right, it's shit.

[HANDYMAN]

this is not my work, but just had to post it in here as it's brilliant.
can't see it taking off because if you try to sing it you'll just piss yourself laughing like i did reading it.


Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

They were afraid to arrive on the Metro
They didn’t fancy the walk to the ground
They were afraid to arrive on the Metro
The official coaches were only ten pound.

One-two-three-four! Tell the Divs the final score!

Because they’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
They’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!

Bup-bup-bup-bup budabudabudup

They thought they were all going to Wembley
And booked up hotels in advance
They thought they were all going to Wembley
Till Rooney converted his chance.

Five six seven eight – It’s not their turn to celebrate!

Because they’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
They’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!

They were afraid to come out of Old Trafford
The Men in Black were still roaming around
They were afraid to come out of Old Trafford
So they stayed shitting bricks in the ground

One – two- thirty-four! They’re not singing any more!

Because they’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
All that money and still they **** up (oh yeah)
They’re
Shitty City, teeny weeny even though they’ve got Mancini
A Rooney header and they’re out of the cup!



shamelessly stolen from another forum.

[Jazz 16]

classic

[Truthman]

David May superstar; got more medals than Alan Sheara.

Georgie, Georgie Georgie the Belfast Boy.

Who's up Mary Brown?

[manutd éire]

Whats the most popular LUHG chants/songs at games?

[justboy]

Love United Hate Glazer
repeat....

and

malcolm galzers gonna die

[NoxiousD]

Whats that coming over the hill
Is it Paul Pogba
Is it Paul Pogbaaaaa

[ClamBuster]

if Pogba makes it... thats a must!!!

in fact, its in my head already...

[ARENA]

I used to think AIG was a sponsor. That was before I realised it stood for Alex Is God!

[HANDYMAN]

I used to think AIG was a sponsor. That was before I realised it stood for Alex Is God!

to what tune mate ?

[CAS_UTD]

David Beckham is a red...he hates glazer