All United's Chants, Songs & Discussions

[ARBUCKS]

Busby Boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
Hello! Hello!
We are the busby boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United

You are my Solskjaer
You are my Solskjaer,
My Ole Solskjaer,
You make me happy,
When skies are grey,
And Alan Shearer, Was ******* dearer,
So Please don't take, My Solskjaer, Away.....

Eric Cantona
10 cantonas, 9 cantonas. 8 cantonas, 7
cantonas, 6 cantonas, FIIIIVE
CANTONAS!!!!!! 4 cantonas, 3 cantonas, 2
cantonas and an ERIC CANTONA!!

The Red Flag
United's flag is deepest red
It shrouded all our Munich dead
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold
Then raise United's banner high
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die
So keep the faith and never fear
We'll keep the Red Flag flying here
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll never die, we'll never die
We'll keep the Red flag flying high
'Cos Man United will never die

The United Calypso
Manchester, Manchester United
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes
They deserve to be knighted!
If ever they are playing in your town
You must get to that football ground
Take a lesson come and see
Football taught by Matt Busby


U-N-I-T-E-D
U-N-I-T-E-D
United are the team for me
With A knick knack paddy whack give adog a bone
Why dont City ****** off home

United Road
United Road, take me home
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford to see United
Take me home United Road

Poor little Scouser
He's only a poor little scouser
His face is all tattered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he can't sing anymore!

Build a Bonfire
Build a bonfire,
Build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers on the top,
Put City in the middle,
And we'll burn the *** lot

Oh Manchester
Oh Manchester, Oh Manchester,
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of ****, *****, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Anyone no any more???????

[GeoManc]

"Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running dow the wing, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs can do anything, feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs."

"Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole"

"Mourinho are you listening? You'd better keep our trophy glistening, 'cuz we'll be back in May, to take it away, walking in a Fergie wonderland".

"I saw my mate the other day, he told he had seen the white pele, so I asked, who is he, he goes by the name of Wayne Rooney".

"Louis Saha Saha, whatever will be will be".

[SlipDigby1892]

One of my fav's ever was this one, sadly it didnt work out and we cant exactly sing it anymore lol

Follow follow follow, coz united are going to Glasgow!
We'll be the winners again! We'll make it 8 out of ten!
And then united are off to Glasgow!!

I think you can all guess from what season that one was sung!!


Another one of my fav's that we sing in the stretford end a lot:

I see the stretford end arising
I see trouble on the way
Don't go out tonight, unless your red and white,
I see trouble on the way!!

he scores goals my lord......paul scholes etc etc

and of course the classic John O'shea ( to yesterday by the beatles! lol)

We are united the pride of all Europe
We are united the top of the north,
We hate the scousers,
the cockneys of course, AND LEEDS!!!!!!

Theres many more........Up the glorious UTD!!!!!!

[carlyluvsunited]

Forever and Ever


"Forever and ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
We've all sworn allegiance,
To fight till we die,
To stand by United,
And the red flag we fly,
There'll be no surrender,
We'll fight to the last,
To defeat all before us,
As we did in the past,
For we're Stretford Enders,
With United we grew,
To the famous Red Devils,
We're loyal and true,
To part-time supporters,
We'll never descend,
We'll never forsake you,
We'll be here to the end,
For we all remember,
That '58 day,
And the plane that once stood on,
The Munich runway,
As it tried to take off,
For the third fatal time,
The immortal young Babes were,
Cut down in their prime,
In the cold snow of Munich,
They laid down their lives,
But they live on forever,
In our hearts and our minds,
Their names are now legend,
For the whole world to see,
Why this club's a religion,
Spelt M.U.F.C,
So bow down before them,
And lift up your eyes,
For Old Trafford's glory,
Will always survive..."

[Bob Bingham]

From the banks of the river Irwell
to the shores of sicily
we will fight fight fight
for united
till we win that football league

to hell with liverpool
to hell with man city
we will fight fight fight
for united
till we win that football league

[ManchesterKid]

My old man said be a city fan,
So I said bollocks your a ****,
Cos Id rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan for just one minutes,
Ratchets and Hammers,
Stanley knifes and spanners,
We'll show them city ******* how to fight, How to fight<
Cos Id rather **** a bucket with a big hole in it,
Than be a city fan,
All together now........

[Stephen]

Put all the United chants in here. Or ask for some which you have heard/want to know and are unsure on the words. I'll put up a few, and add some as I go along.

I know loads have asked for chants.

U-N-I Tune: This Old Man

U-N-I T-E-D
United are the team for me
With a nick nack paddy wack, give the dog a bone
Why don't City **** off home

Army

Fergusons Red and White Army. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Fergusons Red and White Army. Clap, clap, clap, clap.
Continue til fade.
Glory, Glory Man United

Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
Glory, Glory Man United
As the Reds go marching on, on, on!

United Calypso
When they're playing in your town
Get yourself to that football ground
Take a lesson, come to see
Football taught by Matt Busby
Oh Manchesterrr, Manchester United
A Bunch of bouncing Busby babes
They deserve to be knighted!
When they're playing in your town....

Pride of all Europe
We're just one of those teams that you see now and then,
We often score six, but we seldom score ten
We beat em at home, and we beat em away,
We kill any ******** that get in the way.

WE ARE THE Pride of all Europe, the c*ck of the north,
We hate the Scousers, the cockneys of course (And Leeds!)
We're United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys! Na na na...

MUFC, ok?

M-U,
M-U-F,
M-U-F-C,
ok?

Que Sara Sara

Que Sara Sara
Whatever will be, will be
We're going to Wemberly,
Que Sara Sara

Stretford End Arising
I see the Stretford End Arising,
I see there's trouble on the way,
Don't go out tonight,
Unless you're red and white,
I see there's trouble on the way.

United Road

Take Me Home, United Road
To the place, where I belong
To Old Trafford, to see United
Take me home, United Road

Player Songs:

Gary Neville:

Gary Neville, is a red, is a red
Gary Neville is a red
He hates Scousers.

Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja, whoawo,
Nemanja, whoawo,
He comes from Serbia
He'll ******* murder ya!

Paul Scholes

He scores goals galore,
He scored goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals.

Ryan Giggs

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Running down the wing,
Feared by the blues,
Loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs.

GIGGS, Giggs will tear you aparrrt, AGAIN!

Wes Brown

We've got Wesley Brown
We've got Wesley Brown
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley,
We've got Wesly Brown

Park Ji-Sung

Park, Park
Wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your home country,
Could be worse,
You could be scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!

Cristiano Ronaldo

He plays on the left
He plays on the riiiiiiight
That boy Ronaldo
Made England look *****

There's only one Ronaldo!

Wayne Rooney

I saw my mate,
The other day,
Said to me,
He's seen the white Pele,
So I ask,
Who is he?
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney, Wanyne Rooney...

Carlos Tevez

Who's that boy from Argentina?
Who's that boy we all adore?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes,
He's our superstar Tevez,
And forever at United he will score.

ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA! ARGENTINA!

Loads, loads more guys. More to follow.

Manchester United fanzine, Red News, have released a special edition of every word to every song at United.

[reddwarf]

Build a bonfire,
build a bonfire,
put the Scousers on top,
put City in the middle,
and burn the ******* lot.

Cheer up Alan Shearer/Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to be a sad Geordie *******
and a ***** football team.

Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time.

[SALFORD RED]

"Show them the way to go home
they're tired and they want to go to bed
'cause they are only half a football team
and the rest are flippin' dead"


What?

1970s mate, especially 73/74/75 away games taking the mick out of dead leg home teams. ( showing our ages here).

Though the version i remember is....

"Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and i wanna go to bed ( for a **** )
'cause you're only half a football team
and the rest are ******* dead"

There's also tons more from that era that i'll try to remember. Like....

" If you are a city fan
Your heart might miss a beat
You'll get your ******* head kicked in
By United fans you'll meet.

When you walk up to Old Trafford,
You'll hear a mighty roar
**** *** you city ********
We are United boys"

( words may not be exactly right, age clouds the memory ).
.

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Singing football songs at nearly 3 in the morning is NOT good for your health. ( especially when the Mrs and kids are in bed asleep).

In your Liverpool slums,
You look in the dustbin for something
to eat,
You find a dead rat and you think it's
a treat,
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums,
You **** on the carpet, you **** in
the bath,
Have sex with your family, and think its
a laugh,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
You speak in an accent exceedingly
rare,
You wear a pink tracksuit and have
curly hair,
In your Liverpool slums.

In your Liverpool slums,
Your mum's on the game and your dad's
in the nick,
You can't get a job 'cos you're too
******* thick,
In your Liverpool slums.



*wandering star tune*

I was born in the Stretford End,
I was born in the Stretford End,
Boots are made for bootin', scarves
are made to wave,
If you see a City fan, you put him in
his grave.

I was born in the Stretford End, I was
born in the Stretford End,
Do you know where hell is, Hell is at
Maine Road,
Heaven's when United go there, To
score a load of goals,
I was born in the Stretford End, The
Stretford End, The Stretford End


And one of the best i remember from 1975 when United went into the second division.


Division 1 can kiss my ass,
We're in Division 2 at last,
We don't mind, and we don't care,
We'll keep the red flag flying there,
The City fans came out of school,
Manchester was theirs to rule,
But they found to their deep dispair,
That our Red flag was still flying there,
The Football League should listen
well,
Of what United have to tell,
Macari, Doc and Sammy Mac,
Division 1 we're coming back,
So when you're down and feeling blue,
Because we are in Division 2,
Don't you fret and don't you cry,
We'll keep the Red Flag Flying High
We'll never die, we'll never die

And one last one to finnish off with....( more to come as i remember them).

In Salford's fair city, where the girls
are so pretty,
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly
Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow through
the streets broad and narrow
crying...MU...MUF...MUFC...OK!
.

[SALFORD RED]

A - Z Songs/Chants.
http://www.footballchants.org/viewCh...ester%20United
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[reddwarf]

Ooh arr last night I be mostly singing...

We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
Just like the team, that's gonna win the Football League
We shall not be moved.

Follow, follow, follow
cause United are going to Moscow
There'll be thousands of Reds,
we'll be p****d out our heads
cause United are going to Moscow

We also sang Stand up for the Champions and...Viva Ronaldo, of course!

[Cantona7777]

Learn it well, because it's damn awesome.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ul0XvA_eI


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX-HP7V4aaw



Manchester (x 8)


From the green and gold, to Rossobianchi
The boys from Old Trafford, mean everything to me
The pride of all Europe, the team above all teams
We are United, and so we all sing


United (x 8)


Fight for Manchester, and the RED ARMY
Fight for United, our glorious history
Fight for the Red shirts, they fight for you and me
Fight for the greatness, of M.U.F.C

[Jazz 16]

Glory, Glory
Tune: Glory Glory Hallelujiah

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!



Forever and Ever
Tune: unknown

Forever and Ever,
We'll follow the boys,
Of Manchester United,
The Busby Babes,
For we made a promise,
To defend our faith,
In Manchester United,
The Busby Babes



Follow, Follow, Follow
Tune: The Entertainer

Follow, follow, follow;
Coz Man United are off to Moscow,
There'll be thousands of reds, and they'll be pissed out their heads;
Coz Man United are off to Moscow.



Jingle Bells
Tune: Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way,
Oh what fun it is to see,
United win away - oh!



United Road
Tune: Country Roads (John Denver)

I was born, to be United,
Daddy told me, when I was just a baby,
When I was five, I went down the Warwick Road,
Now I'm addicted, the only place I go.

Take me home, United Road,
To the place, I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United Road.

All my memories, Of Bobby Charlton,
Georgie Best and Cantona, that came to us from Heaven,
And in the Nou Camp in 1999,
On Matt Busby birthday , it was party time!

Take me home, United Road,
To the place, I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United Road.

I watch the Reds, I feel the noise,
The crowd is roaring, Stretord end is singing and the fans are going wild.
And when I'm gonna, get a feeling,
That I should have been home yesterday...Yesterday...

Take me home, United Road,
To the place, I belong,
To Old Trafford, to see United,
Take me home, United Road.



Manchester is Wonderful
Tune: Oh When the Saints

Oh when the reds, (Oh when the reds),
Go marching in, (Go marching in),
Oh when the reds go marching in.
I wanna be in that number,
Oh when the reds go marching in!

Oh Manchester, (Oh Manchester),
Is wonderful, (Is wonderful),
Oh Manchester is wonderful.
It's full of ****, ***** and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful!

Oh Merseyside, (Oh Merseyside),
Is full of ****, (Is full of ****),
Oh Merseyside is full of ****.
It's full of ****, **** and more ****,
Oh Merseyside is full of ****!

Oh Elland Road, (Oh Elland Road),
Is full of sheep, (Is full of sheep),
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep.
It's full of sheep, sheep and more sheep,
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep!

The Council House, (The Council House),
Is never full, (Is never full),
The Council House is never full.
Unless they're playing, Man United,
The Council House is never full!

The San Siro, (The San Siro),
Is never full, (Is never full),
The San Siro is never full.
Unless they're playing, Man United,
The San Siro is never full!



United Calypso
Tune: original calypso from 50s

If ever they're playing in your town,
Get yourself to that football ground;
Take a lesson, come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Oh Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!

(repeat)



Red Flag
Tune: Red Flag

United's flag is deepest red,
It shrouded all our Munich dead,
Before their limbs grew stiff and cold,
Their heart's blood dyed it's ev'ry fold.

Then raise United's banner high,
Beneath it's shade we'll live and die,
So keep the faith and never fear, We'll keep the Red Flag flying here.

We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll never die, we'll never die,
We'll keep the Red flag flying high,
'Cos Man United will never die.



Scarlet Ribbon
Tune: Yellow Ribbon

She wore, she wore, she wore a Scarlet ribbon,
She wore a Scarlet ribbon in the merry month of May,
And when I asked her why she wore that ribbon,
She said it's for United on the Road to Wemberlee.

Wemberlee, Wemberlee,
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wemberlee.



Stretford End Rising
Tune: Bad Moon Rising

I see the Stretford End arising;
I see there's trouble on the way.
Don't go out tonight,
unless you're red and white;
I see there's trouble on the way.



Matt Busby's Aces
Tune: Blaydon Races

Oh me lads,
You should've seen us coming,
The fastest team in the league,
Just to see us running,
All the lads and lasses,
With smiles upon their faces,
Walking down the Warwick Road,
To see Matt Busby's Aces.



The Flowers of Manchester
Tune: Flowers of Scotland

One cold and bitter Thursday in Munich, Germany,
Eight great football stalwarts conceded victory.
Eight men will never play again, who met destruction there,
The flowers of English football, the flowers of Manchester.
Matt Busby's boys were flying home, returning from Belgrade,
This great United family all masters of their trade.
The pilot of the aircraft, the skipper Captain Thain,
Three times they tried to take off and twice turned back again.

The third time down the runway disaster followed close,
There was slush upon that runway and the aircraft never rose.
It ploughed into the marshy ground, it broke, it overturned.
And eight of the team were killed as the blazing wreckage burned.

Roger Byrne and Tommy Taylor, who were capped for England's side,
And Ireland's Billy Whelan and England's Geoff Bent died.
Mark Jones and Eddie Colman and David Pegg also,
They all lost their lives as it ploughed on through the snow.

Big Duncan he went too, with an injury to his brain,
And Ireland's brave Jack Blanchflower will never play again.
The great Matt Busby lay there, the father of his team,
Three long months were to pass before he walked again.

The trainer, coach and secretary and a member of the crew,
And eight great sporting journalists who with United flew,
And one of them was Big Swifty who we shall ne'er forget,
The finest English goalkeeper that ever graced the net.

Oh England's finest football team it's record truly great,
It's proud successes mocked by a cruel turn of fate.
Eight men will never play again who met destruction there,

The flowers of English football, the flowers of Manchester.



If You Want To Go To Heaven
Tune: unknown

If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must keep the red and white flag flying high,
You must wear a red bonnet,
With **** the Scousers' on iiiiiit,
If you want to go to heaven when you die.



Fight for United
Tune: The Halls of Montezuma (US Marine march)

From the banks of the River Irwell,
To the shores of Sicily,
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League,
To hell with Liverpool,
To hell with Man City - (they're ****!)
We will fight, fight, fight, for United,
'Till we win the Football League.



Hello, Hello (We Are The Busby Boys)
Tune: Hello, Hello

Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die,
We all follow United.



We Shall Not Be Moved
Tune: We Shall Not Be Moved

We shall not, we shall not be moved,
We shall not, we shall not be moved,
'Till we win the football league (again),
We shall not be moved.



Pride of all Europe
Tune: Just One Of Those Songs

We are just one of those teams that you see now and again,
We often score six but we seldom score ten,
We beat 'em at home and we beat and we beat 'em away,
We kill any *******s that get in our way.

We are the pride of all Europe the **** of the North,
We hate the Scousers, the ****neys of course (and Leeds!).
We are United without any doubt,
We are the Manchester boys.

Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na,
Na na na, na na na na na, na na na na na, ooh!



Stretford Enders
Tune: unknown

Bertie Mee said to Matt Busby, "Have you heard of the Northbank, Highbury?!"
"No" said Matt, "You ****ney ****, but i've heard of the Stretford, Enders."



We're On The March
Tune: unknown

We're on the march with Fergie's Army,
We're on the road to Wembley,
And we'll really shake 'em up when we win the FA Cup,
Coz United are the greatest football team.



Build A Bonfire
Tune: Oh my darling Clementine

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire,
Put the Scousers at the top,
Put the City in the middle,
And we'll burn the ******* lot.



The Greatest Team
Tune: Wild Rover

There is a plaque at Man United,
It's underneath the old main stand,
It bears the name of Duncan Edwards,
He was the finest in the land.

But he died on Munich's runway,
Without a tear, without a sound,
His strong body battered and broke,
As he lay helpless on the ground.

But one man survived the aircrash,
And he lived to tell the tale,
Of the boys who played in Red,
For they did not know how to fail.

So we'll drink a toast to Matt Busby,
And we'll drink one to that team,
They were acclaimed the whole world over,
They were the finest ever seen.

From the dark snows of Munich back in '58,
I remember a team that once was so great,
Their memory it still lingers on in my mind,
So I'll follow United, 'till the end of my time.

And its Man United,
Man United F.C.
They're by far the greatest team,
The world has ever seen.

"It's glory or nothing" the great man he said,
There's nothing on Earth like being a Red,
I'll follow them far and I'll follow them near,
I'll follow United on whisky and beer.

[Jazz 16]

Sir Alex Ferguson

Every Single One Of Us
Tune: Down By The Riverside

Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson


2. Gary Neville

Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down

Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Philip Neville's still a Red,
Still a Red,
Still a Red,
Philip Neville's still a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head,
Off her head,
Off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
She plays Netball!

Neville Neville is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Neville Neville is their Dad,
He hates Scousers!

4. Owen Hargreaves

Tune: "Cant take my eyes off of you"

Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair tooo.


5. Rio Ferdinand

Rio!
Tune: Unknown

Rio! Rio! Rio! Rio!


6. Wes Brown

We've Got Wesley Brown
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley Brown.



7. Cristiano Ronaldo

Viva Ronaldo
Tune: Viva Las Vegas


Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo.



He Plays On The Left
Tune: Beach Boys - Sloop John B

He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiiight,
That boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look *****.



There's Nothing You Can Do
Tune: The Temptations - My Girl

There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo....



There's Only One Ronaldo
Tune:

There's only one Ronaldo, There's only one Ronaldo. (repeat)



8. Anderson

Anderson
Tune: Black Lace - Agadoo

Aaaaaaanderson-son-son,
He is better than Kleberson,
Anderson-son-son,
He's our midfield magician !

To the left, to the right,
To the Samba beat tonight,
He is class, with a brass,
And he ***** on Fabregaaaaaas !



9. Dmitar Berbatov

tune: Jesus Christ, Superstar
words: Dimitar, Berbatov, one look at City and he said **** off



10. Wayne Rooney

I Saw My Mate
Tune: Tom Hark

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he seen the white Pele,
So I asked who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.



Pinball Rooney
Tune: Pinball Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football,
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all,
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all,
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.
He's a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.



Once a blue...
Tune:

Once a blue, always a Red, Once a blue, always a Red ...




11. Ryan Giggs

Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.



Ryan Giggs Running Down The Wing
Tune: Robin Hood

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs



13. Park Ji-Sung

Park, Park Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord of the Dance

Park, Park, Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Home Country.
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse,
Eating Rats In Your Council House.




15. Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja
Tune: Volare

Nemanja, Wo-oh-ah-oh,
Nemanja, Wo-oh-ah-oh,
He comes from Serbia,
He'll ******* murder ya,

Repeat



What's that coming over the hill ?
Tune: Automatic - Monster

What's that coming over the hill ?
Is it Nemanja ?
Is it Nemanjaaaaaa ?!




16. Michael Carrick

Michael Carrick Is A Red
Tune: "Seasons in the sun"

He can pass, tackle, head,
Michael Carrick is a red,
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
They're not fit to wipe his ass.





18. Paul Scholes

He Scores Goals
Tune: Kum Bye Yah

He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals....




22. John O'Shea

When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing
Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.

Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na,
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.





24. Darren Fletcher

Super Fletch
Tune: unknown

Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super Darren Fletcher!!




32. Carlos Tevez

Superstar Tevez
Tune:

Who's that man from Argentina ?
Who's that man we all adore ?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes, he's our superstar Tevez,
And forever for United he will score.


'Argentina Argentina'

35. Rodrigo Possebon
Tune: "Baby gve it up" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

nanananananana
Posse,Possebon, Possebon,Posse Possebon

[jd_united]

Kuszczak, give us a wave
Kuszczak Kuszczak give us a wave

that was coming from Stretford End yesterday in the second half against Bolton

[Titface]

Kuszczak, give us a wave
Kuszczak Kuszczak give us a wave

that was coming from Stretford End yesterday in the second half against Bolton

that was brilliant.he got booed coz he didnt react....

and then every time he moved his arm (indicating where defenders need to cover) everyone cheered lol!!...textbook!

[pass_me_a_rizla]

Anderson son son , hes better than kleberson.
Anderson son son our midfield magician.
To the left to the right , to the samba beat all night.
He is class with the brass and ****s on fabregaaaas

ha! we were singing the ANderson one at the Bishop for ages. class was the end bit"aaandd he shiiiiiiiiips on Faaabreegaasss.. AAAAANDDDEERRRSON SON SON"

[tonge1992]

i think that the fans really need to chant "take me home" at the beginning of every match
i went to the city game
and i had never seen anything like that ever at old trafford
lets all make a huge effort against Liverpool

[Titface]

ste gerrard gerrard,
he kisses the badge on his chest,
he puts in a transfer request,
ste gerrard gerrard....

from sunday

[abojodeh]

THIS ONE FOR ANDERSON

anderson the ipod boy he is no toy
plays with fair loves his hair
passes well scoring nell
acting cool he make you fool
starting star smoke no tar
drinks nictar shots from far
his stare shone wears the throne
breaks the stone i demand him clone

HE HIDID STEVEN GERRARD IN HIS POCKET AND POSTED HIM AT PHOTOBUCKET
KICKED HIS ASS FAST AS ROCKET