[carlyluvsunited]

Now I make caption competition.

Below you will see a picture and we need to find the best caption for it.

Enter your caption as a comment below the pic.

After 2 weeks the best caption as chosen by the mods and admin will...

WIN 200 vCash.....

These are good competitions and the posts can be really funny....

[SolskjaertheLegend]

Jose: You know what Frank, i agree with 99% of football fans - you do suck.

[Jazz 16]

Jose- a bit to the left there Fatty, Have you found it yet Frank?, AHHHHH thats nice Frank, Pop it like its hot.

[mulletsneverdie]

im not a gynaecologist, but ill take a look

[cristiano04]

jose: Frank, when I said kiss the ball for good luck I didnt mean these balls

[united4ever]

Oi.......you there, fatty, bend down and do what you do when licking one of your many lollies.

[andycole9]

lampard; i'll show you how to get into roman abramavich good books again boss it's worked for me my whole career

[carlyluvsunited]

Lampard: I cant find it boss.....maybe needle dick is good name for you

[andycole9]

jose in his portuguese accent, no frank you deaf idiot i said i wanted you to play in the middle of the pitch with mike ballack

[PrinceZane]

Lampard: "Matilde [Jose's wife] said due to it's size, a pair of tweezers would be needed. I'll show her how a pro gets it done."