[Harvo]

Originally Posted by abojodeh

what do you think about zuco ? I don't
will you go to the shoutbox funeral ? Yes
how the hell you kissed your self ? :x
what is the best illegal drugs you ever tried ? Don't do drugs
whats your fav drink ? Lemonade
whats your fav beer ? Kronenberg
ps3 or 360 ? PS3
pes or fifa ? FIFA
what is in common between scousers and cricket players ? I hate them
whats your favourite food ? Pizza
do you like megan fox ? Yes
isn't vida so hot ? Yes
name a female celebrity you would like to sleep with ? Lucy Pinder

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[haggler]

i have a pet tape worm and i gain immense pleasure from its wriggling in my nether regions . i am now trying to train it . do you feel this is cruel and exploitative

would you rent a chainsaw to me as hss refused ?

how does a spider walk on a ceiling and not fall orf ?

why is head hair thin and stright and pubes thick and curly and why are mine going grey while head hair still brown


have you ever bathed in custard ?

[Stephen]

There is a boat out at sea.
There is a ladder fixed to the side of the boat. The ladder has 10 rungs. There are 6 rungs above see level (with the other 4 underneath). Each rung is 1 foot apart.
The sea rises 4 foot.

How many rungs are now, after the water has risen, above sea level?

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If black is white. What is white?
If white is black. What isn't black?

Favourite United chant?

Opinion on the Glazers in no more than 10 words?
Opinion on FCUM in no more than 10 words?
Opinion on Sir Bobby in no more than 10 words?

What is your opinion on the Luton Town points deduction?

Do you think Freddie Flintoff getting back in the England test side a good idea?

Will England win the ashes?

Where do you live?

If you had to choose one place on Earth to be, where would one be?

Are you going Chairty shield?

Ole's game?

Peterborough?

[Harvo]

Originally Posted by haggler

i have a pet tape worm and i gain immense pleasure from its wriggling in my nether regions . i am now trying to train it . do you feel this is cruel and exploitative Yes

would you rent a chainsaw to me as hss refused ? No

how does a spider walk on a ceiling and not fall orf ? Good Question...

why is head hair thin and stright and pubes thick and curly and why are mine going grey while head hair still brown Wierd...


have you ever bathed in custard ? No..

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Originally Posted by Stephen

There is a boat out at sea.
There is a ladder fixed to the side of the boat. The ladder has 10 rungs. There are 6 rungs above see level (with the other 4 underneath). Each rung is 1 foot apart.
The sea rises 4 foot.

How many rungs are now, after the water has risen, above sea level?

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If black is white. What is white? Black
If white is black. What isn't black? Black

Favourite United chant? Anderson son son

Opinion on the Glazers in no more than 10 words? Shouldn't be hated..
Opinion on FCUM in no more than 10 words? Couldn't give a crap..
Opinion on Sir Bobby in no more than 10 words? Legend.

What is your opinion on the Luton Town points deduction? Deserved.

Do you think Freddie Flintoff getting back in the England test side a good idea? Cricket sucks lmao

Will England win the ashes? I dunno what sport this is..

Where do you live? Nottingham

If you had to choose one place on Earth to be, where would one be? At my gf's

Are you going Chairty shield? Yes

Ole's game? No

Peterborough? No

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[RedDevilBorneo]

who's harvo btw..what did he do?

[PrinceZane]

I only have one question. Is this it?

[-zuco-]

Originally Posted by RedDevilBorneo

who's harvo btw..what did he do?

He did nothing, he's just a member. Find more info in the sticky here: Click me

Originally Posted by PrinceZane

I only have one question. Is this it?

No, I've got some questions on the way

You better have better answers than Cappy, his were crap

Why is a round pizza put in a square box?

Can you cry under the water?

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court?

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have?

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory?

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered?

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever?

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”?

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage?

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV?

Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure?

Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Who is the last person you talked to?

[Harvo]

Originally Posted by -zuco-

He did nothing, he's just a member. Find more info in the sticky here: Click me


No, I've got some questions on the way

You better have better answers than Cappy, his were crap? Harvo > Cappy

Why is a round pizza put in a square box? Square boxes are easier to make.

Can you cry under the water? Yes

Is it still called a hearing when deaf person goes to court? Yes

If you have a cured ham, what disease did it have? Aids

Will you be fired if you drink Pepsi at a Coke factory? Yes! Pepsi is the worst drink ever.

Does a person have to be important before they are considered assassinated instead of just plain murdered? That would make assassinating Zuco impossible!

If sandwich bread is square, then why is most luncheon meats round?

When you go to Heaven, do you wear the clothes you were buried in forever? What happens if you're cremated

Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, “sleep like a baby”? Because they're so cute when they sleep!

Why did man walk on the moon before it was discovered that wheels could be put on luggage? Because walking on the moon is more important than transporting luggage.

Why go to the top of a tall building only to put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Too see a beautiful view

If you are IN a movie, why are you ON TV? Good point.. lmao.

Why is it that if someone told you there are a billion stars, you would believe him, but if someone told you there is wet paint on the wall, you would have to touch it to be sure? I don't...

Why does bottled water have an expiration date? After a while it'll get stolen.

How do they get the swirls in the toothpaste to come out so perfectly? Photoshop?

If tomorrow is going to be twice as cold as today, and today it is 0 degrees, how cold is it going to be tomorrow? 0 degrees is 32 fahrenheit. 32/2 = 16. 16 fahrenheit is -8.89 degrees

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Failed in your task

Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo? Soap

Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? Hasn't gone through puberty.

Why is it that when you’re driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? To channel your concentration on one task.

Who is the last person you talked to? My gf

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[Stephen]

How often are you online?

[Harvo]

Originally Posted by Stephen

How often are you online?

I dunno..