[rydersonthestorm]

****ing hell jazz thats a good innings.

[SolskjaertheLegend]

Tuesday, September 5, 2045

I'll be 54


how i die:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

[Keano4taoiseach]

tomorrwor......









meh...

[carlyluvsunited]

Originally Posted by Jazz 16

March 2078 Nice one. Ill be 98. Thats a good innings..

Greedy bloody git !!!

I just checked how I will die......

Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.

Originally Posted by SolskjaertheLegend

Tuesday, September 5, 2045

I'll be 54


how i die:
While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Stay away from outdoor cafes......men with beards.....men with rucksacks and you will be fine

[mulletsneverdie]

september 30 1981, thatd make me 98yrs old, yeeeehaaaaaa

[Jazz 16]

Originally Posted by mulletsneverdie

september 30 1981, thatd make me 98yrs old, yeeeehaaaaaa

Would that not make you minus 2 then Mullets??? 1981?

[mulletsneverdie]

i invent a time travel machine when im 97, i travel back in time to 1981, but im stuck there because i crashed the landing and i kill myself because i cant stand to live through the 80's again

[Jazz 16]

Originally Posted by mulletsneverdie

i invent a time travel machine when im 97, i travel back in time to 1981, but im stuck there because i crashed the landing and i kill myself because i cant stand to live through the 80's again

Lmao Mullets. That would be a great way to go though

[NateR]

According to the Psychic:

After miraculously surviving a would-be fatal car crash, your life support system is unplugged by the hospital maid, because she needs an outlet in which to plug her vacuum.

Death Clock:
Sunday, May 6, 2085
at the age of 98. I won't even live to 99, let alone 100 And it'll also mean i die before the 2084/85 Premier League season is over Thats a real kick in the teeth

[Ajant]

Both sites, blocked by work. mother ****ers. I did this once before, and I got depressed because I would die young lol( i know this is only for 'fun' :P ) I'll try it when I'm at home.