[spellbound]

Im getting rid of all the fireplace tools now

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

[Keano!]

Wednesday, July 3, 2080 = Date

While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the
semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi,
which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you,
crushing you between the two semis. = How

[Keano4taoiseach]

Originally Posted by spellbound

Im getting rid of all the fireplace tools now

You get out of bed late one night to investigate a strange sound. Minutes later, you're cornered by several intruders and are beaten to death with your own fireplace tools.

LMAO some of these are crazy

[Dynamite]

Tuesday 11th March 2036


A deranged lunatic splashes me in the face with a bucket full of hydroflouric acid, immediately melting the flesh from my skull

I will make sure to wear protective clothing on this day

[RichardsReds]

Who really wants to konw when they are going to die?

[Red Warrior]

i have not checked because when the time comes no one will be able to stop it so what the use.

[RedForceRising]

Thursday, June 29, 2051

While walking down the street, you're attacked by a homeless woman. She beats you violently with an umbrella, takes your wallet, and leaves you for dead.

- At least my death might enrich a homeless lady. Then again...she's got my wallet, so she'll be disappointed.

[Drew9]

in the stretty end

[Zenitka]

I will die in 2091! I will live longer all

[Lucky7]

Monday, June 28, 2066

74 Years Enough.

You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business

ahhahah