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  1. 07-07-2010 18:51 PM #1
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    Bastien sweinstiger and wesley snieder double signing shock at utd ---confirmed

    omg the old fox -breaking on ssn and beeb

    The two stars of the world cup have signed for utd in an audacious swoop that has shocked the football world .

    The deals said to have cost utd in the region of 65 million pounds were announced to a shocked audience just 45 minutes before the world cup semi finals .

    David Gill said "We needed to keep these deals hush hush so as not to alert our rivals , oh and haggler and handyman the boss still has 30 million for Karim you pair of cnuts .
  2. 07-07-2010 18:53 PM #2
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    The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was my peen.
  3. 07-07-2010 18:54 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by piazza View Post
    The smartest thing that ever came out your mouth was my peen.
    and the smallest
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    Quote Originally Posted by haggler View Post
    and the smallest
    It may be a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine.
  5. 07-07-2010 18:58 PM #5
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    And finishes equally quickly
  6. 07-07-2010 19:00 PM #6
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    You rotter!
  7. 07-07-2010 19:02 PM #7
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    i await c4mug asking me for a link with baited breath
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    Quote Originally Posted by haggler View Post
    oh and haggler and handyman the boss still has 30 million for Karim you pair of cnuts .



  9. 07-07-2010 20:22 PM #9
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    Come on, give it a rest ffs
  10. 07-07-2010 22:37 PM #10
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    Nah. Didn't believe it for a second. The only way we'll be getting them at OT is if we kidnap them.
  11. 07-07-2010 22:48 PM #11
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    For me the abysmal spelling in the thread title was a clue.

    May as well have written that we'd signed "LEONELL MESSY and MEZZUTT OHZOOL".
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    link? or is this a joke
  13. 07-07-2010 23:16 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by owenrooneyruud View Post
    link? or is this a joke
    http://bit.ly/VOq7l

    Had to shorten it, the original link was too long.
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