[16-Keano-16]

Didnt make them up found them on the internet.


His name is Patrice Evra, he came from Monacoooo
and when he marches down the wing he ***** on Ashley Cole
And when he's near the goal, he'll score and we'll all roar
His name is Patrice Evra, and he came from Monacooooooooooohhhh!

Tune: Grand Old Duke of York


to tune of Live Forever,

Down the wings, he tends to be
he's better than Gabby will ever be
You and I are gonna live for Evra
Live for Evra
Gonna Live for Evra


Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that ****
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man


Made this one up:


He came from Senegal
He's friends with Henry
He not very tall
But he's better than Gabby

[Keano!]

Originally Posted by 16-Keano-16

Didnt make them up found them on the internet.


His name is Patrice Evra, he came from Monacoooo
and when he marches down the wing he ***** on Ashley Cole
And when he's near the goal, he'll score and we'll all roar
His name is Patrice Evra, and he came from Monacooooooooooohhhh!

Tune: Grand Old Duke of York

to tune of Live Forever,

Down the wings, he tends to be
he's better than Gabby will ever be
You and I are gonna live for Evra
Live for Evra
Gonna Live for Evra


Postal Pat
Postal Pat
Postal Pat's gonna flatten that ****
Kicks him in goolies
Lays it off to Rooney
Pat makes me a very happy man


Made this one up:


He came from Senegal
He's friends with Henry
He not very tall
But he's better than Gabby

That ones the best IMO....

the rest can be summed up in one word...."meh"


Really like the first one though

[Jazz 16]

The 'Live for Evra' has a decent tune but the lyrics could be better.

Postal Pat one is funny though. We have to work that in somehow lol

[Stephen]

There's one on Red Issue which is amazing to the "daisy daisy" tune. That's a goer IMO.