[eoininho]

He wanted to sign for the reds, torres torres
but instead we turned him down and signed tevez tevez
now he's playing for the scouse
when he's out they'll rob his house
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOLS FULL OF CRIME

[piazza]

You're a scouser,
A ugly* scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my scouser away. (* = 'ugly' also sang as 'thieving' or 'lonely')

[eoininho]

Originally Posted by piazza

You're a scouser,
A ugly* scouser,
You're only happy on giro day.
When your dad's out stealing,
Your mum's drug-dealing,
But please don't take my scouser away. (* = 'ugly' also sang as 'thieving' or 'lonely')

Also please dont take my hubcaps away!!

Cant go wrong with

MURDERERS... MURDERERS!!

[LewisJH]

theres a tavern in a town, in a town,
and were gonna burn it down, burn it down,
were gunna hang dalgliesh from the highest ****** tree,
for all you scouse ******** to see

EDITED (reddwarf) - still counts as swearing, stars only please.

[abojodeh]

he is fat
he is round
he bounce on the ground
sammy lee
sammy lee
....................................

Steeve Gerrard Gerrard
He kisses the badge on his chest
Then hands in a transfer request
Steve Gerrard Gerrard

[thatboyronaldo7]

Originally Posted by eoininho

He wanted to sign for the reds, torres torres
but instead we turned him down and signed tevez tevez
now he's playing for the scouse
when he's out they'll rob his house
FERNANDO TORRES LIVERPOOLS FULL OF CRIME

Were we going to sign Torres?

Anyway:

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the Scousers on the top
Put the City in the middle
And then burn the ******* lot

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In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You **** on the carpet, you **** in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums

In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job cos you're too ****** thick
In your Liverpool slums

[rooneytunes]

Best one of the lot...........

.... on the scousers....on the scousers tonight !

[antdevil78]

Feed the scousers
Let Them Know Its Christmas Time!!!

We won it 3 times We Won it 3 times
Without killing anyone
We Won It 3 Times

[dazzaq07]

He's only a poor little scouser,
His face is all battered and torn,
He made me feel sick,
So I hit him with a brick,
Now , the **** is not singing no more

PETER CROUCH = He's big he's red ,
he's **** coz Gerrard said
Peter crouch Peter crouch

Gerrards wife : What's that coming over ya bird
Is it a bouncer is it a bouncer

[Dublin_Best_7]

Park Park wherever you maybe,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be Scouse,
Eating rats in your council house!