[Keano4taoiseach]

Originally Posted by reddwarf

Build a bonfire,
build a bonfire,
put the Scousers on top,
put City in the middle,
and burn the ******* lot.

Cheer up Alan Shearer/Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to be a sad Geordie *******
and a ***** football team.

Feed the Scousers,
Let them know it's Christmas time.

Quality ^

Ronaldo:

He plays on the left
he plays on the right
that boy Ronaldo
makes Kaka look *****

[cantonas_right_foot]

Originally Posted by SlipDigby1892

Follow follow follow, coz united are going to Glasgow!
We'll be the winners again! We'll make it 8 out of ten!
And then united are off to Glasgow!!

add in either......

there'll be thousands of reds
with no tickets or beds,

or

there'll be thousands of reds
and we'll be p*ssed out our heads


I've found Pete Boyle's work most agreeable for the matchday journey....
http://www.peteboyle.co.uk/

A good one for Rooney....


Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse,
so there's no more robbing grannies or your house
wayne would rather be a devil,
and play with gary neville......(or i prefer win another treble)
Wayne would rather be a devil than a scouse

Originally Posted by GeordieMancunian

"Mourinho are you listening? You'd better keep our trophy glistening, 'cuz we'll be back in May, to take it away, walking in a Fergie wonderland".

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"Mourinho are you listening? You'd better keep our trophy glistening, 'cuz we're 5 points in front, you portuguese ****, walking in a Fergie wonderland".

[Stephen]

New Anderson chant:

Anderson!-son! -son!
He's better than Kleberson,
Anderson!-son! -son!
Our midfield magi-ci-an
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
With the brass he is class,
And he ******* on Fab-re-gassss!

[J_Stand]

Oh Manchester
Oh Manchester, Is wonderful
Oh Manchester is wonderful,
It's full of ****, *****, and United,
Oh Manchester is wonderful.

Oh Merseyside
Oh Merseyside is full of ***t
Its full of ***t ***t and more ***t
Oh merseyside is full of ***t

Oh Elland Road
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep
its full of sheep sheep and more sheep
Oh Elland Road is full of sheep

Oh Brian Kidd
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc
Oh Brian Kidd is still a manc
hes ****** up Leeds United
Oh Brian kidd is still a manc

The council house
The council house is never full
the council house is never full
unless they're playing man united
the council house is never full

Originally Posted by jonny68

Here's one of the latest ones as heard in Lyon last week.


Adebayor, Adebayor , his dad washes elephants, his mothers a whore.

credit where credits due spurs did alright with that one

[cjl_safcfan]

Originally Posted by reddwarf

Cheer up Alan Shearer/Kevin Keegan,
Oh what can it mean,
to be a sad Geordie *******
and a ***** football team.

we sang that the other day, we werent even playing them

along with lets all laugh at keegan, lets all laugh at keegan, nan na nan na nan na na na

[Stephen]

Originally Posted by safcfan_cjl

we sang that the other day, we werent even playing them

along with lets all laugh at keegan, lets all laugh at keegan, nan na nan na nan na na na

Keegan for England went round from us on Saturday

[cjl_safcfan]

yeah, heard that...and keegan is back..not sure if that was you or them

[J_Stand]

Originally Posted by safcfan_cjl

we sang that the other day, we werent even playing them

along with lets all laugh at keegan, lets all laugh at keegan, nan na nan na nan na na na

Sang it in the FA Cup game against Arsenal cos Shearer was doing the BBC coverage

[Red Devil]

Show them the way to go home
they're tired and they want to go to bed
'cause they are only half a football team
and the rest are flippin' dead





Take me home, United road
To the place I belong
To Old Trafford
See United
Take me home, United road

[Stephen]

"Show them the way to go home
they're tired and they want to go to bed
'cause they are only half a football team
and the rest are flippin' dead"


What?