[Jazz 16]

Sir Alex Ferguson

Every Single One Of Us
Tune: Down By The Riverside

Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Loves Alex Ferguson
Now every single one of us
Loves Alex Ferguson


2. Gary Neville

Gary Neville Is A Red
Tune: London Bridge Is Falling Down

Gary Neville is a Red,
Is a Red,
Is a Red,
Gary Neville is a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Philip Neville's still a Red,
Still a Red,
Still a Red,
Philip Neville's still a Red,
He hates Scousers!

Tracey Neville's off her head,
Off her head,
Off her head,
Tracey Neville's off her head,
She plays Netball!

Neville Neville is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Is their Dad,
Neville Neville is their Dad,
He hates Scousers!

4. Owen Hargreaves

Tune: "Cant take my eyes off of you"

Oh Owen Hargreaves
You are the love of my life
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I'll let you shag my wife
Oh Owen Hargreaves
I want curly hair tooo.


5. Rio Ferdinand

Rio!
Tune: Unknown

Rio! Rio! Rio! Rio!


6. Wes Brown

We've Got Wesley Brown
Tune: Knees Up Mother Brown

We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley Brown,
We've got Wesley, we've got Wesley,
We've got Wesley Brown.



7. Cristiano Ronaldo

Viva Ronaldo
Tune: Viva Las Vegas


Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo.



He Plays On The Left
Tune: Beach Boys - Sloop John B

He plays on the left,
He plays on the riiiiight,
That boy Ronaldo,
Makes England look *****.



There's Nothing You Can Do
Tune: The Temptations - My Girl

There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo,
He may not be a superstar,
But he wears number seven like Cantona,
There's nothing you can do when he goes past you,
Ronaldo,
Ronaldo....



There's Only One Ronaldo
Tune:

There's only one Ronaldo, There's only one Ronaldo. (repeat)



8. Anderson

Anderson
Tune: Black Lace - Agadoo

Aaaaaaanderson-son-son,
He is better than Kleberson,
Anderson-son-son,
He's our midfield magician !

To the left, to the right,
To the Samba beat tonight,
He is class, with a brass,
And he ***** on Fabregaaaaaas !



9. Dmitar Berbatov





10. Wayne Rooney

I Saw My Mate
Tune: Tom Hark

I saw my mate the other day,
He said to me he seen the white Pele,
So I asked who is he,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.

Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.
Wayne Rooney, Wayne Rooney,
He goes by the name of Wayne Rooney.



Pinball Rooney
Tune: Pinball Wizard

Ever since I was a young boy I've loved to watch football,
From St James's down to Highbury I must have seen them all,
But I've never seen anything like him, not ever, not at all,
That big, chunky scouse kid, sure kicks a mean football.

He's a football wizard, he plays in white and red.
He's a football wizard, he plays for U-ni-ted.



Once a blue...
Tune:

Once a blue, always a Red, Once a blue, always a Red ...




11. Ryan Giggs

Giggs Will Tear You Apart
Tune: Joy Division - Love Will Tear Us Apart

Giggs,
Giggs will tear you apart,
Again.



Ryan Giggs Running Down The Wing
Tune: Robin Hood

Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, running down the wing,
Feared by the blues, loved by the reds,
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs



13. Park Ji-Sung

Park, Park Wherever You May Be
Tune: Lord of the Dance

Park, Park, Wherever You May Be,
You Eat Dogs In Your Home Country.
It Could Be Worse, You Could Be Scouse,
Eating Rats In Your Council House.




15. Nemanja Vidic

Nemanja
Tune: Volare

Nemanja, Wo-oh-ah-oh,
Nemanja, Wo-oh-ah-oh,
He comes from Serbia,
He'll ******* murder ya,

Repeat



What's that coming over the hill ?
Tune: Automatic - Monster

What's that coming over the hill ?
Is it Nemanja ?
Is it Nemanjaaaaaa ?!




16. Michael Carrick

Michael Carrick Is A Red
Tune: "Seasons in the sun"

He can pass, tackle, head,
Michael Carrick is a red,
Gerrard, Lampard, Fabregas,
They're not fit to wipe his ass.





18. Paul Scholes

He Scores Goals
Tune: Kum Bye Yah

He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
He scores goals galore,
He scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals....




22. John O'Shea

When Johnny Goes Marching Down The Wing
Tune: When Johnny Comes Marching Home

When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
O'Shea, O'Shea,
When Johnny goes running down the wing,
The Stretford End will shout and sing
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.

Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na,
na na, na na,
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na,
We all know that Johnny's gonna score.





24. Darren Fletcher

Super Fletch
Tune: unknown

Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super, Super Fletch,
Super Darren Fletcher!!




32. Carlos Tevez

Superstar Tevez
Tune:

Who's that man from Argentina ?
Who's that man we all adore ?
Plays with Rooney, plays with Wes, he's our superstar Tevez,
And forever for United he will score.


'Argentina Argentina'

35. Rodrigo Possebon
Tune: "Baby gve it up" by KC & The Sunshine Band.

nanananananana
Posse,Possebon, Possebon,Posse Possebon