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Let's All Laugh At Citeh

Discussion in 'Football Banter' started by Clarky101, Jan 20, 2009.

  1. ClamBuster

    ClamBuster beautiful, dirty, rich...

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  2. venusplanet

    venusplanet Regular Members

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    though not sure whats the reason for the bust up .... need to commend Mancini for the way he is having to put up with the likes of Balotelli and Tevez .... and am sure he is doing all this just to ensure they win the league at any cost ..... on the other hand this is what you will get when you spoil the players paying huge salaries .....
  3. HUM

    HUM Hummmmmmm

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  4. CrazyChicha

    CrazyChicha 3 month ban is over...THANK F*CK

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    lol, look at this guys other video though



    bloody Craig Bellamy
  5. Flash

    Flash Saviour of the Forum

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  6. ClamBuster

    ClamBuster beautiful, dirty, rich...

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    everytime i see this thread pop up, i think to myself 'now what?'
  7. ClamBuster

    ClamBuster beautiful, dirty, rich...

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    "It is a stupid injury," said Mancini. "It was not his fault but he can't play with this injury; for one day, 10 days or two weeks. I don't know"

    oooh... what really happened aye'?
  8. Dr Hugh Jardon

    Dr Hugh Jardon Proud hater of Scousers since 1979

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    I think (just a hunch) its something to do with a training ground incident or tackle

    Its just the way theres a lack of details that makes me think that
  9. ClamBuster

    ClamBuster beautiful, dirty, rich...

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    nah, i reckon he came to training on a pogo stick, and jarred it...
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  10. Flash

    Flash Saviour of the Forum

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    I reckon Tevez or Balo
  11. ClamBuster

    ClamBuster beautiful, dirty, rich...

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    maybe his foot turned into a birds claw like in that sinbad movie...
  12. MikeyM

    MikeyM Big Daddy

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    Jarred his pogo stick? Sounds painful.
  13. Fiat Cunto

    Fiat Cunto Banned

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    Balo was obviously juggaling knifes missed the catch on one and it stabbed Sergio in the foot.
  14. MikeyM

    MikeyM Big Daddy

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    Balo's so mental, I'm half expecting him to show up at Wrestlemania!!
  15. 12efr3shing

    12efr3shing let's do this.

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    "Aguero ran into Luis Suarez's front teeth. #agueroinjury." Lots of hilarious theories flying around twitter regarding the stupid injury. :D
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  16. Morph

    Morph Regular Members

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    Just when they get Kompany back, they have Aguero out. Justice is served.
  17. ComeOnUReds

    ComeOnUReds Regular Members

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  18. orko

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    some bizarre sex activities maybe...
  19. Paul Football

    Paul Football Veritas vos liberabit

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    could explain Lescotts groin injury at the same time..
  20. Dr Hugh Jardon

    Dr Hugh Jardon Proud hater of Scousers since 1979

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    No, not Agueros type i bet. i imagine Lescotts backside is like a wizards sleeve considering he's always talked out of his arse...so we can rule him out.
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