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Usain Bolt says "Sign Me Up United, I Want To Play For You"

Discussion in 'Transfer Talk' started by haggler, Aug 7, 2012.

    Giggsy11 You're my hooker

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    He has size and speed on his side, with the guidance of Fergie...you never know.

    aditya_reds Regular Members

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    This tweet from Rio.. wow:)

    United58 Play for the badge and they'll remember the name

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    He's 6 4', fast and powerful, has good control already judging by the videos and would take in the shirt sales while costing nothing, why are people getting so angry? We'd have to give him a trial at least, fastest man ever recorded, my worry would be his fitness as he's so used to one off short sharp bursts

    robbo777 Suffering with a dose of monkey bum aids

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    Not many of those in football :confused:

    CrazyChicha 3 month ban is over...THANK F*CK

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    Sign him up Fergie.

    United58 Play for the badge and they'll remember the name

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    I mean, he prepares for one sprint, whether 100m or 200m, I wonder what he's like doing lots in 90 minutes, his body is tuned into only a few seconds worth of running while football is 90 minutes

    j4v3d Regular Members

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    it's a free transfer - how bad can he be till he is given an opportunity - could turn out to be a masterstroke by Fergie - Imagine Bolt doing his pose at Old Trafford lifting the PL trophy up :D

    abojodeh #cutforflash

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    We signed a f**king homeless guy for 7ms and he's playing in a Premier league club.

    RedDevilDazzy First team regular

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    I would like to mention Dwain Chambers, yes I know he's that drug cheat guy. However he did sign for a Rugby club Castleford back in 2008 or something. I think he didn't do too well. I just remember a runner going in to Rugby.

    adhityaprianda music heals a broken soul

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    just give Usain his trial and let he'll realise that football is just beyond his world..

    TFIA TEAM STANNIS!

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    He's a proven cheat, a shit American Football player, a shit rugby player and a shit person.

    Bolt's probably a cheat, but at least he hasn't been stupid enough to get caught.
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    Fiat Cunto Banned

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    My worry is he's not a footballer to be honest...
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    versa Moderator

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    My worry is he may not be able to withstand the first tackle and lose two careers at one go...
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    Wayne Money Gutted

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    Oh my God this thread stiil in "transfer talk "

    mickarick Regular Members

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    Forget it guys if Phelan starts to coach him he would be forever offside .

    Richie www.InTheFreeRole.com

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    Personally, I think he would be great signing.

    Free transfer, would sell shit loads of shirts and could teach players how to run faster!

    Well, he certainly wouldn't be Fergie's worst signing #Bebe #Djemba Djemba #Taibi etc etc
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    reddwarf Smeghead Moderator

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    He had trials for some NFL teams and for Castleford but they said he wasn't good enough.

    If Usain Bolt was serious he would have dribbled a ball during the 100m sprint at the Olympics. :whistle:
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    RedDevilDazzy First team regular

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    Lol yeah.

    alfa27 8-2

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    This thread is just embarrassing.

    He will never play for us and if he does we will be a laughing stock.

    Sure sign Katie Taylor as a DM o_O
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    Wayne Money Gutted

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    Mostly indoor soccer players can make short passing and control the ball very well.
    why dont we just sign them ?
    :ROFL:

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