Why G.A.A. Is Better Than Soccer! LAMO!.........Got this in an e-mail yesterday! I'll add an, * to the end of the one's I agree with! Happy reading! 1) The GAA player who played in front of 80,000 at the weekend will be teaching your children, selling you meat or fixing your drains on Monday morning. The soccer player who plays in front of 80,000 will be moaning about playing too many games and will be trying to sell you his personalised brand of leisure wear * 2) GAA nicknames are better. Soccer players just add a Y to their surnames * 3) Dublin vs Meath is a real derby. What does Utd. Vs City mean to Ronaldo or Elano?* 4) How many soccer players does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer eleven. One to stick it in and ten to surround and kiss him after he does it* 5) Soccer players go to the papers after a game. GAA players go to the pub* 6) John Terry would run a mile if he came up against Francie Bellew* 7) GAA teams are numbered 1-15. A soccer team reads like the lottery results* 8) All soccer players wear shin pads. Some hurlers wear helmets* 9) Television runs soccer. Schoolteachers run the GAA* 10) The GAA is about where you're from. Soccer is about who you like 11) No segregation at GAA games* 12) No soccer team has a nickname quite as lovely as the Fighting ****'* of Carlow 13) Bubble perms never made it to Croke Park 14) A scoreless draw in the GAA would be quite a novelty* LMAO!!! 15) Roman Abramovich can buy the League. You can't buy Sam!!* Also.......these aren't my own opinions, but ones of a comedian. So lighten up and see the funny side!