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A woman came home and found this
letter from her husband:

My Dear Wife,

You will surely understand that I have
certain needs that you with Your
54-year-old body can no longer supply.
However, I am very happy with
you and I value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this letter, I
hope that you will not wrongly
interpret the fact I will be spending the
evening with my 18-year-old
secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel.
Please don't be disturbed, I shall
be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the
following letter on the Dining room

My Dear Husband,

I received your letter and thank you for
your honesty. I would like to take this
opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old.

At the same time, I would like to inform
you that while you are reading this, I will
be at the Ritz Carlton with Michael, my
tennis coach, who, like your secretary, also
is 18!

As a successful businessman and with your
excellent knowledge of math, you will under-
stand that we are in the same situation,
although with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore, I will not be back until lunchtime tomorrow.
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