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After suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief, Trevor is referred to a headache specialist by his family GP.
.....'The trouble is,' Trevor tells the specialist, 'I get this blinding pain, like a knife across my scalp and...'
He is interrupted by the doctor, 'And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear?'
'Yes! Exactly! How did you know?' 'Well, I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles.
This is how I cured it: every day I would give my wife oral sex.'
......Is that all it takes?' says Trevor, intrigued.
.....'Oh no,' says the doctor. 'When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes.'
........Two weeks go by and Trevor returns, grinning. 'Doc, I'm a new man! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough.'
.....'That's fine,' says the doctor. 'I was glad to pass on a personal cure.'
'By the way.' says Trevor, standing up to leave. 'You have a lovely home...



Last night a man was masturbating in his room while doing his homework....and was nearly finished when he felt a tingling on his private area....which caused him to suddenly explode...
....To his horror the tingling sensation was caused by a spider, a spider which was now covered in you know what.....
The boy, ahem man now has nightmares about that spider and whether it has mutated into a superdeduper man-spider...
 

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Dude that second one is too disgusting to make up, so i presume you did it.

Here's a joke or two, unsure if they've been seen on here before...

Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you've already told her twice.

And for lamo's
What happened to the wooden car?
it wooden(t) go!
 

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lol Aj.......second one is probably an Australian joke/custom....lmao...


the others are woeful tbh......lol.......so bad they are actually quite good...lol...
 

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Obviously the last one is shocking, even if it is a jopke :S

But that second one is class, love it. lol
 

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Ajant said:
Dude that second one is too disgusting to make up, so i presume you did it.

Here's a joke or two, unsure if they've been seen on here before...

Why do women have small feet?
So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you've already told her twice.

And for lamo's
What happened to the wooden car?
it wooden(t) go!
Lol. They suck yet make me laugh :D
 

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Tommy ran home from school, as he couldn't wait to break his good news. 'Mum, Mum!' he yelled. 'I had sex with my geography teacher today!
........Dad, Dad! Guess what, I had sex with my geography teacher.'
'I'm proud of you son,' the father replied, to the mother's disbelief.
......'I think now you're old enough to ride your brother's bike.'
Tommy's face dropped in disappointment.
'I can't. My arse hurts.
 
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LMAO, some top jokes there K4, :D My belly hurts from laughing. :eek:
Keep em coming. ( notice the spelling of the last word please ).:p

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LMAO, some top jokes there K4, :D My belly hurts from laughing. :eek:
Keep em coming. ( notice the spelling of the last word please ).:p

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lol....did you mean to say cumming*..... ..;)

thanks for the pm btw.......lol



SAL goes to the doctor and admits that he has a sexual problem...
'I just can't get it up for Mrs SAL any more,' he says.
'Don't worry SAL,’ says the doctor. ‘Bring your wife in and I’ll see what I can do.’
……The couple come in the next day and the doctor asks Mrs SAL to remove her clothes. Then he asks her to turn around and jump up and down. He turns to SAL........’You’re fine,’ he says. ‘She didn’t give me an erection either.’
 

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"A joke a day keeps K4 at bay"..........?

If I thought for one minute that was true I'd be posting plenty joke :p

But I think it takes more than couple joke to keep him at bay ;)
 
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