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Its the end of the world.

WW3 broke out of the growing price in oil and islamic extremism and nuclear warheads have been launched by and at every major nation. The whole world is expected to die within 20 minutes.

Somewhere in London a woman runs out into the street and shouts...

"THE WORLD WILL END IN 20 MINUTES, I DONT WANT TO DIE ALONE, I NEED A REAL MAN TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN FOR ONE LAST TIME!!!11!!!"

Being the end of the world and all that, many men come to the call of this one distressed damsel. But there is only one real contender. A tall blonde 6ft slab of muscle barges past everyone, looking straight at the woman. She notices his intentfull stare as he come towards. Walking up to her he rips his shirt off, showing off muscles the woman had never even seen before. The man walks up to her and says "You want to feel like a woman ey?"

So he hands her his shirt and tells her "Iron this."
 
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