[carlyluvsunited]

Alex Ferguson = Sex Organ Fuel

Paul Merson = Lump On Arse

Martin Keown = I'm Not Wanker

Maine Road = I Am A Drone

Maine Road = A Dire Moan

George Best = Go Get Beers

Match Of The Day = They Of Mad Chat

And finally.......

The best one to upset the City fans........

Maine Road = NO ! I AM RED !!

Got any more ... ?​

 

[Jazz 16]

David Ginola- Vagina Dildo

 

[carlyluvsunited]

David Ginola- Vagina Dildo

A Livid Gonad

 

[Jazz 16]

I also see a few funny ones for our great team. Not so sure I should post them though? Ah who cares..... Stained hen rectum hee hee

 

[carlyluvsunited]

I also see a few funny ones for our great team. Not so sure I should post them though? Ah who cares..... Stained hen rectum hee hee

Yes plenty Manchester United ones - not nice either - this is problem when you have letters s, c, u and m in the bloody name pffft..........

 

[Jazz 16]

Yes plenty Manchester United ones - not nice either - this is problem when you have letters s, c, u and m in the bloody name pffft..........

Yes I know. We need to think of a few for Liverpool and Chelsea
Dennis Bergkamp-Pink German beds- lol

 

[carlyluvsunited]

Teddy Sheringham = He'd Shag Dirty Men

 

[RN10]

Teddy Sherringham = He'd Shag Dirty Men

LOL lmao

 

[Danny]

Roman Abramovich, the owner of Chelsea Football Club -> Hell! Mafia Mob can bow! He has control over Rouble - fact.

Liverpool FC - The Mighty Reds -> Oh My God! fetch triple silver

 

[andycole9]

carly you have too much time on your hands

 

[Justice]

Chelsea are a bunch of "ankersw"

GUESS THE ANAGRAM.

 

[Guest]

Teddy Sherringham = He'd Shag Dirty Men

??? What ??
There would be an R left over.

 

[carlyluvsunited]

??? What ??
There would be an R left over.

Sal you're not suppose to check this, lol.

I wasn't sure what to do with this 'r', lmao

Pffft.........

Just put it with the other one in 'dirty' to make 'dirrty' no one will notice

 

[Jazz 16]

??? What ??
There would be an R left over.

Actually its correct as there is only one 'r' in Sheringham.

 

[chiboygeorge]

Chiboygeorge - rich bogey ego

Maddona Louise Ciccione - Occasional Nude Income (old!!!)

solskjaer - also jerks

 

[Jazz 16]

Chiboygeorge - rich bogey ego

Maddona Louise Ciccione - Occasional Nude Income (old!!!)

solskjaer - also jerks

LMAO nice one George! In your face STD

 

[chiboygeorge]

Andy Gray - Randy Gay
Bobby Charlton - Holy Brat on BBC
Sian luvs United - evil nudist anus lol

Sir Alex Ferguson - Refusing Oral Sex...

 

[carlyluvsunited]

Actually its correct as there is only one 'r' in Sheringham.

Up your bottom Mr Sal, lol

 

[carlyluvsunited]

The David Beckham Academy = Team Made By Chav Dickhead

David Beckham and Posh Spice = Cheap VIP, mad, snob dickheads

Wayne Rooney, Manchester United and England Footballer = Teen lead idol, funny metatarsal bone, whored granny once

Sal loves united = Sad lust.....evil one

Jazz give plenty headache = Ha ! Peevedly cheating Jazz !!!

Solsk is always drunk = Sod !! Swanky liar sulks

Carly is the best = Is tasty belcher ​

 

[Solsk]

Solsk is always drunk = Sod !! Swanky liar sulks
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oi i dont sulk!