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the ants have returned in my conservatory, they then turn into flying ants

the powder i put down last summer seems to kill them but it musnt be getting to the nest.

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I like to go for the jar of jam or honey with the lid a little bit open.
They all follow eachother and cant get out.
 
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Jazz 16 said:
I like to go for the jar of jam or honey with the lid a little bit open.
They all follow eachother and cant get out.
You sadistic mofo :D

I might have to try that for a laugh :p
 

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give one of them ant aids . they dont use contraception so its only a matter of time . or seriously pour boiling water over tiles it will seep into any holes and boil em alive
 

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give one of them ant aids . they dont use contraception so its only a matter of time . or seriously pour boiling water over tiles it will seep into any holes and boil em alive
how would you go about giving an ant 'ant aids'? :confused: :D
 

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give them ant aids...brilliant...did you get that from the joke joke on sickipedia.org

Whats meaner than a pit bull with aids?

The lad that gave the pit bull aids
 

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I've never thought of boiling them alive. Might be fun.

Alternatively, get silicone and seal up every crack in every room in your house and hope they **** off, die of starvation or resort to cannibalism until they're all dead except one. I'm sure you won't mind one ant.
 

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I've never thought of boiling them alive. Might be fun.

Alternatively, get silicone and seal up every crack in every room in your house and hope they **** off, die of starvation or resort to cannibalism until they're all dead except one. I'm sure you won't mind one ant.
Then give that one Ant Aids, stick him in a jar and laugh at him :D
 

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Jazz 16 said:
how would you go about giving an ant 'ant aids'? :confused: :D
you wagged sex education classes clearly .... when a man loves a lady ant very much he after getting permission he dips his antenna in her receptacle until it is sick ..... 9 months later a mutant is born or if the man had ant aids the colony is dead ---- presto;)
 
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Make sure you use an insecticide that contains Boric Acid or Borax.
Spread around the nest area and they will take that " food" back
into the nest.
If it looks like it's not doing the job mix it with a bit of sugar water
to temp them more.


If that fails, find an entrance to their nest, poke a straw down
as far as possible, fix a funnel to the straw, pour down about a pint
of petrol, light and cover entrance with a metal cup.

Dont burn down your conservatory. :D
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bryn_keeno said:
thanks salford red..

i take it you are behind most arsen in manchester lol

Burnt down my fair share of conservatorys in Salford mate. :D ;)
Need yours doing ? Cheap rates for friends. lol.
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ManUtd19 said:
I've never thought of boiling them alive.
When I lived in Crewe my kitchen was invaded by ants every summer. We put ant powder down in the kitchen and boiled alive any we found in the back garden.
 

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Jazz 16 said:
I like to go for the jar of jam or honey with the lid a little bit open.
They all follow eachother and cant get out.
huh? i dont get what u mean.
my room also got infested with ants and they seem smart enough not to take the powder i left to kill them. dont know what happened after that as they seem to disappear.
 
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