[reddwarf]

I'm not usually one for gossip but since I think his wife is one of the hottest women on the planet and Ashley Cole is a money-grabbing idiot I thought I'd share this with you

Front page of The Sun today declares 'ASHLEY CHEATS ON CHERYL'

Apparently he got absolutely hammered and took a 22 yr old blonde, Aimee Walton, to a mates flat where he had a 'sex romp' with her.

Aimee says he was chatting up women in the bar, slapped her backside so hard she had a mark left by his wedding ring, threw up in her mates car, claimed Cheryl knew he cheated and was ok with it as long as no one found out, has a small penis and interrupted sex to throw up on the floor. Nice.

Aimee also said 'It was wrong to bed Ashley...I feel sorry for his Cheryl'. Although obviously not sorry enough to not tell the entire World and sell her story to The Sun

On the million to 1 chance Cheryl actually reads this. I'm here for you Cheryl!

 

[Evra-the-ledge]

Hahahahahaha! How could you cheat on Cheryl! .. Like for god sake ..WHAT!..A!..BABE!

I'll take her off his hands! ....I suppose my income wouldn't satisfy her.

 

[Jazz 16]

Your such a gossip Queen Dwarf lol

and Cheryl if you are reading this Dwarf is actually a dwarf so come to me instead ;-)

your right dwarf, she is one of the hottest women in the UK and he is the biggest twat in the UK.

 

[akash_reds]

hehehe...

 

[reddwarf]

Your such a gossip Queen Dwarf lol

and Cheryl if you are reading this Dwarf is actually a dwarf so come to me instead ;-)

your right dwarf, she is one of the hottest women in the UK and he is the biggest twat in the UK.

I thought you were spoken for

Or do you have a 'celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with' pact with the missus?

Ah, you men are all the same. She'd be much better off with a dwarf!

 

[Jazz 16]

I thought you were spoken for

Or do you have a 'celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with' pact with the missus?

Ah, you men are all the same. She'd be much better off with a dwarf!

lol, yes we all get a list of 5 and Cheryl is on mine. No point picking girls outside the UK, cos no chance then....
See the pic of your one. What a grot. I mean if your going to do the dirty why pick such a hag......

 

[-zuco-]

Well to be fair Jazz, she is considerably nicer than your missus if this picture you sent me is anything to go by.

 

[reddwarf]

Well to be fair Jazz, she is considerably nicer than your missus if this picture you sent me is anything to go by.

Aimee's a bit flat chested in comparison though

 

[Jazz 16]

ffs Zuco. I showed you that in private. You werent meant to show the lads my lovely girlfriend. You have betrayed my confidence
She's a stunner though eh? I cant get enough of her.........

 

[akash_reds]

lol........

 

[-zuco-]

ffs Zuco. I showed you that in private. You werent meant to show the lads my lovely girlfriend. You have betrayed my confidence
She's a stunner though eh? I cant get enough of her.........

Riiiight Jazz, "her"

 

[Keano4taoiseach]

Well to be fair Jazz, she is considerably nicer than your missus if this picture you sent me is anything to go by.

If that's anyone it's SAL (or Mrs SAL) on a matchday

 

[NateR]

What a moron....how can anyone possibly cheat on their wife, when she is unbelieveably Hot
Footballers....pfft I envy them, i really do. They get all the Hot babes.

 

[carlyluvsunited]

No point picking girls outside the UK

Cheeky bloody git........

Girls outside the UK noua bine -

Anyway this girl isn't too good, lmao.....

My sis and Marianna are better.........

 

[Jazz 16]

Cheeky bloody git........

Girls outside the UK noua bine -

Anyway this girl isn't too good, lmao.....

My sis and Marianna are better.........

You misunderstood Pimpy C.....

 

[rydersonthestorm]

That girl is pretty rotten i ain't sure who is worse her or the fake jazz's missus.

 

[Jazz 16]

That girl is pretty rotten i ain't sure who is worse her or the fake jazz's missus.

lmao, my fake missus is Da Bomb..........

 

[carlyluvsunited]

lmao, my fake missus is Da Bomb..........

So is your real one too......

 

[Jazz 16]

So is your real one too......

 

[rydersonthestorm]

Can't be as good as the stunner posted before