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I am looking for some top draw anti liverpool jokes, hopefully reflecting their current situation (a la chelski result). Its over to you.
 

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Not to do with the Chelski result but.....


A man was walking down Warwick road and he noticed an old woman crossing
the road with a bag of groceries.

All of a sudden, a rottweiler leaped from a near by garden and began to maul the
old woman.

Sensing he had to do something, the man ruched over, grabbed the dog around
the neck and got it off the woman.

He then killed the dog by repeatedly kicking the dog's neck and stomach until it
lay flat om the floor.

Then a man approached him and said, "I write for the Manchester Evening News,
this is a top story! So if you'll agree, the headline will read, United Fan Saves
Woman's Life. That ok sir?"

The man replied, "Oh, sorry....I'm actually a Liverpool supporter....."

The journalist replied, "Ohh.....I see...that's ok then....*tuts*..." and he walks off.

The next day the Liverpool supporter saw the headline on the paper and it read,



"SCOUSE (EDIT) SAVAGLY ATTACKS OLD WOMAN AND DOG"









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The credit crunch is hitting Liverpool fans hard...


word is they have all cancelled their visa's. :D




SWALLOW SWALLOW SWALLOW
cos the dippers are`nt going to Moscow
the pill`s not so sweet
when you lose to a cheat
and you`ll be screaming for Rafa to gooooooo
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this is RUBBISH but its better than nothing......

what has heather mills and liverpool got in common??

they both lost a leg

**prepares for tumbleweed**
 

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burnzy1987 said:
this is RUBBISH but its better than nothing......

what has heather mills and liverpool got in common??

they both lost a leg

**prepares for tumbleweed**
*tumbleweed rolls by........"



:p
 
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