[TheManc]

Ronaldo: "What did you do with my my hair gell!"
Crouch "I haven't touched it, I'm just a robot, see?"
(I'll get my coat )

Go nuts...

 

[haggler]

ronaldo --- oi crouch how did a plug like you bag a minx like clancy ?

crouch --- well you get one cheek in this hand , one cheek in that and make like its a cornetto .

ronaldo ... im still not seeing it

crouch .... well ive got a tongue and its ten inches long and ive learned too breath through my ears .

ronaldo ----- good to know its all in proportion !!

give up now boys you know that is unbeatable

 

[Guest]

Haha that's good, nobody will beat that

 

[RedForceRising]

Crouch and Ronaldo find out Agbonlahor got their girlfriends pregnant.

 

[Guest]

Crouch and Ronaldo react after seeing their first goatse.

 

[CROoney]

crouch : "i'm telling you - abbey* had this much cocain coming out of her nose "
ronaldo : "there,there, you'll be all right old chap"

*abbey clancy - crouch's girlfriend

 

[scottsati]

Crouch (bragging to ronaldo)....
" and then you just take it out of your mouth, easy as that n then swallow whats left"

ouch

 

[thekeanefella]

crouch- it was this big and fabio told me if i polished it he would let me play.
ronaldo- wazza does the same for mr. ferguson

 

[haggler]

when does this end ?

 

[thekeanefella]

when does this end ?

when i get my cash..................

 

[haggler]

when i get my cash..................

in your dreams

 

[thekeanefella]

in your dreams

the cash is in the bank squire.

 

[haggler]

the cash is in the bank squire.

if my post fails then we know the gig is rigged

 

[Jazz 16]

the cash is in the bank squire.

To be fair, hags wins this every time. We have even stopped reading the comments,
we just pay the man his vcash

 

[thekeanefella]

if my post fails then we know the gig is rigged

you and your conspiracy theories.........

 

[RedForceRising]

Crouch: Did you hear that abo slept with haggler?

Ronaldo: Puto! He promised he would never touch another bum, except mine - that's why I didn't move to Madrid! ....... You look nice by the way. Do you like to watch me on TV?

 

[Man_Utd_Fan!]

Looool i love that pic.

 

[thekeanefella]

so who is the winner then?

 

[TheManc]

The winner of the Caption Comp 16 is...Haggler. Congrats mate.

The Vcash stuff will be sorted out shortly. Sorry this took a while, my internet is bust.

 

[haggler]

wahay !!!!!! more virtual moolah to lose to the bookie

hows about a virtual spearmint rhino where one can spend some lolly on a lady or two ?