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Gomes: But Woody I love you! *weeps* Why wont you date me? *sniff*

Woodgate: er sorry mate Id consider it if you didnt look like the World's smallest bodybuilder
 

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Gomez: "Jonathan whats going on, it feels so weird. ( he cries some more and splurts out) We are 2-0 up""

Woody: "Shhhhhh"

Note* This was taking during Spurs first win of the season, they won 2-0!
 

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woody- hey gomes mate why are you crying?
gomes- woody i just realised i look like abo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please god noooooooo
 

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1. Keeper, convulsing," Hey Woody, did ya see Rooney's haircut last night at Old Trafford?"

2. "AAAGGHH!!!! No! I said come out for a knees up!"

3. Keeper sneezes, then heads for another; Woody: "For heavens sake mate, the last one blew the ref over!"

4. Woody: "What is so funny, I DID used to play for Real, honest!"
 

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after a couple of days of trying from woodgate the truth finally began to dawn on gomes.....it wasn't the luscious louise redknapp that had been brought into save spurs......... it was instead gorgeous harry :)
 

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Gomes: Shall we dance like to a 1944 Woody old chap?

Woody: Why certainly, its about time that we put Juande's training ground routines into practice.

Gomes: Crikey, your footwork still needs some work my fellow ballroom enthusiast. You have only gone and bust my metatarsal.
 
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