[TheManc]

 

[Jazz 16]

Gomes: But Woody I love you! *weeps* Why wont you date me? *sniff*

Woodgate: er sorry mate Id consider it if you didnt look like the World's smallest bodybuilder

 

[Keano!]

Gomes: Ahhh...Its tiny!!
Woodgate: I know...I know...my parents are ashamed of me! Laugh it up....

 

[VaVa]

Gomez: "Jonathan whats going on, it feels so weird. ( he cries some more and splurts out) We are 2-0 up""

Woody: "Shhhhhh"

Note* This was taking during Spurs first win of the season, they won 2-0!

 

[RedForceRising]

Tottenham players break down after throwing a game and finding out that Juande Ramos still won't be sacked.

 

[Because I'm DC]

Gomes falls into a state of shock after Woodgate reveals that Spurs are in fact not a part of the top four.

 

[thekeanefella]

woody- hey gomes mate why are you crying?
gomes- woody i just realised i look like abo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please god noooooooo

 

[Red Devil]

1. Keeper, convulsing," Hey Woody, did ya see Rooney's haircut last night at Old Trafford?"

2. "AAAGGHH!!!! No! I said come out for a knees up!"

3. Keeper sneezes, then heads for another; Woody: "For heavens sake mate, the last one blew the ref over!"

4. Woody: "What is so funny, I DID used to play for Real, honest!"

 

[barnseyboy0106]

~Gomes - Woody i dont love you. My feelings have always been for the referee

 

[scottsati]

after a couple of days of trying from woodgate the truth finally began to dawn on gomes.....it wasn't the luscious louise redknapp that had been brought into save spurs......... it was instead gorgeous harry

 

[SriLawi Red Devil]

Tottenham players break down after throwing a game and finding out that Juande Ramos still won't be sacked.

Nice, I was going to go with a similar one...but you nailed it!

 

[Banana-rama]

Gomes: Shall we dance like to a 1944 Woody old chap?

Woody: Why certainly, its about time that we put Juande's training ground routines into practice.

Gomes: Crikey, your footwork still needs some work my fellow ballroom enthusiast. You have only gone and bust my metatarsal.

 

[TheManc]

And the winner is....RedForceRising! Congrats mate.