[Red Devil]

 

[versa]

Version 1

Ronaldo: "Boss, don't believe the valve thing touted in the media. The secret to the freekick is Me."
Fergie: "[email protected]#$%^&*............... Oops sorry again, Becks. Didn't know you came."


Version 2

Ronaldo: "Boss, don't believe the valve thing touted in the media. The secret to the freekick is Me."
Fergie: "Son, anything you say, as long as you stay."

 

[RedForceRising]

Sir Alex: "I know that mob have a communication device in here"

 

[Red Devil]

Are those your boots or are you just glad to see me?

 

[piazza]

"I hope my ass looks that firm, when I'm Fergie's age!"

 

[scottsati]

ronaldo engages his mouth before his brain again when he eyes up the bosses skills..." you **** and you know you are, you **** and you know you are".

 

[RtiD]

Beat my goals record for a season will ye, No more football for you then Laddie!

 

[Guest]

Fergie: "You put your left leg in......"

 

[RedForceRising]

Ronnie: "I wonder what ever happened with the slag Carly?"
Fergie: "I hear she's actually a fat, old pervert who is still cheating people out of money."
Ronnie: "Wow. that's certainly nothing to be proud of. That person should feel really Small about himself."

 

[red dave]

Fergie- These damn balloon's

Ronaldo- lol!! he will break his damn ankle stamping on that ball , that will teach you for not letting me go madrid !

 

[scottsati]

fergie....." laugh all you want son, but this is you **** head if you ever mention spain again"

 

[Red Devil]

Sir Alex: "I know that mob have a communication device in here"

come on people, 3 days to beat this one!!!!!


edit: 2 days

 

[RedForceRising]

Young or old, men just love to play with their balls.

 

[abojodeh]

Fergie : PFA player of the year my arse, bet he can't do this

 

[Revanth]

Ronaldo to Fergie"The ball is bouncing a lot....did u fill it with fart"
Fergie- "i'll kick it on your face if you go to madrid"

 

[Jesus Hitler]

fergie to ronny = 'here boy, let me show you how to take freekicks with out skying it or hitting the wall 9 times out of 10'

yeah pretty crap but ah well lol

 

[thekeanefella]

aye laddie tis proper old school , now watch my cryuff turn.

 

[Toybos]

1.) Much to Cristiano's amusement, at the ripe old age of 66, Fergusons balls finally dropped....clean out of his trousers.

2.) Sir alex was overjoyed with his new ultra slim Alan Shearer kickmaster.

3.) In an attempt to incur the wrath of Sir Alex and push through a deal to Madrid, Ronaldo, with the use of a football, attempted to sabotage Fergies legendary Can Can.

4.) Shunned by the rest of his teammates for his Pulled up socks and ball clinging shorts combination, Ronaldo decided to go and play with the gaffer instead.

5.) Fergie: "HAHAHAHA BOUNCY BOUNCY!"
Ronaldo: "Time to call it a day on this managing lark perhaps old man?"

 

[Red Devil]

Fergie : PFA player of the year my arse, bet he can't do this

I am going for this one, I like it.

ABO - the winner