1.) Much to Cristiano's amusement, at the ripe old age of 66, Fergusons balls finally dropped....clean out of his trousers.
2.) Sir alex was overjoyed with his new ultra slim Alan Shearer kickmaster.
3.) In an attempt to incur the wrath of Sir Alex and push through a deal to Madrid, Ronaldo, with the use of a football, attempted to sabotage Fergies legendary Can Can.
4.) Shunned by the rest of his teammates for his Pulled up socks and ball clinging shorts combination, Ronaldo decided to go and play with the gaffer instead.
5.) Fergie: "HAHAHAHA BOUNCY BOUNCY!"
Ronaldo: "Time to call it a day on this managing lark perhaps old man?"