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Do not change swear words to get past the filter. And who are you refering to as a "monkey" ???
 

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although skinny....or should i say wiry, rio proved his amazing strength by lifting united's heaviest player with just one hand. worlds strongest man here he comes :)
 

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Rooney:Ouch Rio punched me.
Rio: "laughing"
Rooney:Ouch Rio ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rio that really hurt.
Rio:"laughing" again.
 

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Rooney: Now that i've scored a goal, Coleen will lift my sex ban.....yeehaaa!!!........
Rio: Winks at Coleen in the stands.
 

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Rio- There she is wayne
Rooney- where rio where
Rio- look there
Rooney- yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rio- I told you old slapper would come watch you play
 

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rio was puzzled as to why his action man only had one gripping hand .

fed up with the fools in the stands with the laser pens rio decided to invest in the shield of wayne

rios wind up wayne was nearly perfect if only he could get the hand nearer the welcoming mouth their love would be complete
 

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red dave said:
You should change the title of this to beat the haggler ?
Ain't that the truth!!! But, its up to you, I am picking the winner, and am completely unbiased. Whichever I find the funniest will win - up to now its mine ;)
 

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rio was puzzled as to why his action man only had one gripping hand .

fed up with the fools in the stands with the laser pens rio decided to invest in the shield of wayne

rios wind up wayne was nearly perfect if only he could get the hand nearer the welcoming mouth their love would be complete
So far this is my choice BUT I will welcome back Zuco with the task of picking the winner as I have had a go and he hasn't.
 
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