[Red Devil]

Rio switches Wayne off till the next game to save batteries!

 

[red dave]

Rio- They told me Id get a orvil puppet but I got this ugly **** instead

rooney- I hate that monkey

 

[Red Devil]

Do not change swear words to get past the filter. And who are you refering to as a "monkey" ???

 

[scottsati]

although skinny....or should i say wiry, rio proved his amazing strength by lifting united's heaviest player with just one hand. worlds strongest man here he comes

 

[scottsati]

holy c**p....that's one amazing wedgie rio....the guy is airborne!!!!

 

[red dave]

Do not change swear words to get past the filter. And who are you refering to as a "monkey" ???

Did'nt orvil the duck have a orange monkey that used to annoy him?

 

[Red Devil]

Did'nt orvil the duck have a orange monkey that used to annoy him?

Not sure, but OK , it explains the text

 

[Keano!]

Rio: I'll just turn you off for a minute, and we can all calm down a bit...

 

[RtiD]

Rooney:Ouch Rio punched me.
Rio: "laughing"
Rooney:Ouch Rio ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhh Rio that really hurt.
Rio:"laughing" again.

 

[RDJ]

Rooney: Now that i've scored a goal, Coleen will lift my sex ban.....yeehaaa!!!........
Rio: Winks at Coleen in the stands.

 

[red dave]

Rio- There she is wayne
Rooney- where rio where
Rio- look there
Rooney- yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rio- I told you old slapper would come watch you play

 

[Red Devil]

Looks like Haggler will win this one too, when he does one.

 

[red dave]

You should change the title of this to beat the haggler ?

 

[haggler]

rio was puzzled as to why his action man only had one gripping hand .

fed up with the fools in the stands with the laser pens rio decided to invest in the shield of wayne

rios wind up wayne was nearly perfect if only he could get the hand nearer the welcoming mouth their love would be complete

 

[Red Devil]

You should change the title of this to beat the haggler ?

Ain't that the truth!!! But, its up to you, I am picking the winner, and am completely unbiased. Whichever I find the funniest will win - up to now its mine

 

[haggler]

You should change the title of this to beat the haggler ?

you have made me moist

 

[red dave]

you have made me moist

Look mate it aint my fault you have problems with the old bladder old man !!

 

[scottsati]

wayne....oi oi rio what you doing back there with that fist??? this ain't a man on man porno u know mate...back off now.

 

[red dave]

Rio- hold it there wayne im just looking for the watch I lost last night

Rooney- ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

 

[Red Devil]

rio was puzzled as to why his action man only had one gripping hand .

fed up with the fools in the stands with the laser pens rio decided to invest in the shield of wayne

rios wind up wayne was nearly perfect if only he could get the hand nearer the welcoming mouth their love would be complete

So far this is my choice BUT I will welcome back Zuco with the task of picking the winner as I have had a go and he hasn't.