[Keano4taoiseach]

Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you.

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 20th April 2008

 

[Keano!]

Fergie: Thats it son, over the loop and trough the second....
Rooney: Alex...stop it! Your embarassing me!
Fergie: All great players can tie their shoe-laces son!
Rooney: Ok, I'm ready now.....
4th Official: My shoes are so much cooler then his!
Carlos: Ronaldo looks so good in those shorts.....


BTW, who won the last one......??

 

[fazman]

Fergie- Look son but i new you were not the brightest lad

rooney- why whay i done boss

fergie- you have your boots on the wrong feet again

 

[haggler]

Fergie ----- is that yes it is a two pound coin ! as soon as shreks on im pocketing that !
4th official ------ oh look shreks dropped some dosh but the beady eyed jocks spotted it
carlos ------ christ boss these farting competitions are juvenile .
rooney ------- is that sprout and guiness casserole i smell ?

 

[Red Devil]

1. Now remember lad, ball, net, whack!!!

2. No lad its FENERBACHE!!! You'll get some here today laddie!!

 

[versa]

Who won the last one? Could it just be moi?


Entry 1 of 100:
"I am warning you one last time.... Don't shoot straight please, muppet."

Entry 2 of 100:
SAF: "Hey, son.."
WR: "Yeah, what?"
SAF: "Shoot properly."
WR: "I'll try."

Entry 3 of 100:
SAF: "WTF..."
WR: "Huh?!"
SAF: "You've got lice!!"

Entry 4 of 100:
SAF: "How's she?"
WR: "Huh?! Why you care?"
SAF: "Just figuring out why you only fire straight..."

Entry 5 of 100
SAF: "Remember... placement and accuracy, not power."

Entry 6 of 10
SAF: "You are not Power Puff Boy. Placement please.."

Entry 7 of 100



[To be continued....]

 

[fazman]

rooney- look ive missed again boss if i tie my laces no one will notice

fergie- no one will notice your meant to be shooting at there goal

rooney- yeh but im from liverpool mate they dont teach you that do they

fergie- so what do they teach you

rooney- I know all the words to yellow subamarine by the beatles

 

[abojodeh]

Fergie: Thats it son, over the loop and trough the second....
Rooney: Alex...stop it! Your embarassing me!
Fergie: All great players can tie their shoe-laces son!
Rooney: Ok, I'm ready now.....
4th Official: My shoes are so much cooler then his!
Carlos: Ronaldo looks so good in those shorts.....


BTW, who won the last one......??

funney but you are making carlos a you now what i mean shame on you
alex : did mammy teach you wazza how to tie your boots
rooney : yes she did
alex :carlso come tie his boots
rooney :
carlos: ahh that lady over thier waiting for me she sucks
rooney : carlos NOW
carlos :la bla bla

 

[cjl_safcfan]

1.
4th official:ud think those boots would be a bit dirty after running round
2.
quiroz: where the donkey go...shrek needs his (expletive deleted) donkey
3.
SAF: wayne, lose some pounds, your starting to look like frank

 

[Red Devil]

Congrats Cjl, you have just earned a first warning .....................

 

[Ignatius]

Fergie - Try not to lose you shorts again!

 

[fazman]

this one is toughy

 

[abojodeh]

ALEX:rooney i dont care if you take a redcard but hear what i am going to say
Roo: what sir
ALEX:tease the GK and give him a hand
Roo:i am polite kid
ALEX:yeah i know and use your middle finger it works
Roo:thats bad sir
ALEX:do what am talking about then i teach you how to tie your boots
Roo: ok
Carlos:ahhh english men

 

[fazman]

wayne- what do you want boss

fergie- i wanted to let you know

wayne- what boss know what

fergie- i love ronaldo more than you

 

[abojodeh]

4th official:ahh my son wants rooney boots but i cant afford them i will ask wayne if he can give me his boots but i guess they are larger than my son size
Alex: 'you get it, you pass it to another player in a red shirt and white shorts'.
Wayne:!!! isnt that roy keane job? sir?!!!
Alex: just shut up and tie your boots
Carlos: i wish i am just little bit taller like van der sar

 

[Kez]

SAF:Now cmon roo you know you can do it
Roo:But boss its too hard!!!
4th Off:Look at that 22 years old and he cant tie his laces
Carlos:Oi you how dare you make fun of rooney its not his fault he cant tie his laces!!

 

[Guest]

SAF: You've got nits!

 

[fazman]

fergie- wayne have i told you

wayne- what boss

fergie- coleen shes a man

 

[haggler]

fergie thinks---- christ waynes going bald
wayne thinks ----- shane warne and goochys hair transplant ad contract is mine --
carlos thinks----- nobody has guessed i am wearing a syrup have they ?
4th official---- mine started like that kid .

 

[Toybos]

*SAF had to resort to asking Wayne how to remove the horrible growth from his back that had a rather striking resemblance to carlos queiroz*