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Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Haggler, unforunately wins again :D Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you. :)

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!



Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 27th April 2008
 

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Pardew-Crikey man, I didnt think anybody was as geeky looking as the
professor Arsene, but your pointy nose and glasses make you look a right square.

Pardew-Oi Pat, look at me when Im taking to you Goddamit!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!
 

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Pardew:Oi!What have i told you....eyes on ME not the opposition manager
Arsene:If he wants his eyes on me then they stay on me.
Pat Rice:My god Arsene Wengers fit.I dont know whether to admit my true feelings....
 

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Rice: *thinking* Wow.....Arsene has a huge spot on his face, should I say something?
Wenger: *thinking* Wow.....Alan's got a hughe spot on his face, should I say something?
Pardew: Wow....Pat, you've got a huge spot on your face! Did I say something wrong?
 

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Ref: Pat have you heard the joke about the Irishman, the Frenchman and the englishman?

Pat: er, no

Ref: Its no joke, what I say goes!!
 

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wenger:he sinks that he is fuuny he poked me
padrew:thats wrong
3rd guy (i dont konw him) :poked you were
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this picture is hard
 

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pardew- i cant believe it
wenger- what alan
pardew- i cannot believe it
wenger- what alan
pardey- he has a big spot on the end of his nose
 

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pardew--- oi rice this just for men you sold us is from a dodgy batch !
wenger---- i have hair the colour of snow ? how could this be ? i went to bed it was blacker than andy cole !
rice ----- look lads i got it from merson he swears by it .
pardew ---- he bloody drinks the stuff though !
wenger ----- maybe ferguson changed the labels by jiggery pokery . he does that you know .
 

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Entry 1/?
Pardew: "I swear I saw you with a guy!!"
Rice: "......."
Wenger: "It is all over, mate..... That was me."

Entry 2/?
Wenger: "Hey, hey. Cool it."
Pardew: "Buzz off, what do you understand?... Now, look into my eyes!! Are... you.... seeing... my.... wife?"
Rice: ".................I can't remember."

Entry 3/?
Rice: "I am sorry...."
Pardew: "What??! You did it again!!?"
Wenger: "Forgive him again. At least he is honest."

Entry 4/?

[To be continued....]
 

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Pardew: Hey! Specs!
Rice: Arsene! It's talking to me.......what should I do?
Wenger: Get out! You crazy man! Leave my lover.....ehh...assistant alone!
Rice: Thank you sir! I was so scared!
Wenger: It's ok.....I almost let it slip there, but covered up very well! ;)
 

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pardew --- oi rice if you leave your false teeth on our bench one more time i will shove em where the sun dont shine kapeesh ?

Wenger--- how do you know they are his i have never seen him with a steradent tube in my life

rice --- sorry pards its this saudi poli grip i got from poundland it is gash
 
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Pardew: If we all club together, we can get a
big tub of hair dye and solve all our problems.
 
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