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Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Jazz wins!!!! Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you. :)

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!


Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 3rd April 2008
 

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Ah, look, its the great pretender!!





50s song in case you didn't know.




No, go on, stop arsene about, whats the answer to the riddle?
 

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SAF:Come on Arsene...it was bound to happen sometime this season.
Arsene:Yes but i didnt expect it to happen so easily.
SAF:We beat you hands down...and youve got to face that.
Arsene:Well yes i have to accept it.Thats it for us and the title now.:( :( :(
Pat Rice:Look at him blubbering to sir alex.
 

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fergie- now now arsene it isnt your fault

wenger-but fergie you is it is my fault

fergie- why is it your fault

wenger- well you see my wife told me to wear my incontence pants
 

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SAF:dont get sad arsne i will buy you the toy after the next match
AW:but i want it now
SAF:dont worry i will give you the fake FA cup to put it in your cabinet
AW:can you :eek:
SAF:eek:f course i always give gifts to losers
 

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fergie- dont cry arsene

wenger-but ive lost my

fergie- we all lose the odd game now and again

wenger- ive lost my teddy
 

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saf : i will bring you a tissue paper to clean your nose
arsne : NO NO NO I WANT TO WIN A THROOOOOOOPY NO
saf : you will one day
arsne : realy
saf : fool
arsne : waaaa waaa waaa waaa mammy i wanna to win a thropy i miss them
SAF : NO DOUBLE NO TREBELE
arsne i wanna thropy
saf: dont worry i will keep for you the poster of united celebrating the UCL AND THE EPL
arsne: thanks alex
 

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SAF: Lose the face arsene , you owe me 50 quid
arsene: arsene no have money , he no win nothing since 2003
SAF: I dont understand a word your saying but you still owe me 50 quid
pat rice: Sir, dont waste your time on him
 

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saf- told you we'd win 7-nil
arsene-- no, mr ferguson say he buy me cake after game
saf---i said nothing you ....
arsene----waaaaaaa, arsene want cake
pat rice----you shouldn't talk to him after he loses a game, here have a cake mr choogy moomy arsene
saf----:confused:
 

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Fergie-'Yo Arse cheeks, whats crackin beeeoch?, dont suppose you have the time by any chance?
The off-licence closes soon and I need to get my 6 cans of Scrumpy Jack.'

Arse-'Yess Fergiee I have zee time on my cool new Bart Siimpson watch,
but Im not going to tell you, cos I feel everybody eeez against us and Im a bitter
twisted old fool, ok Fergiee?' :mad: :(

Pat- Pffft Bloody bum chums :rolleyes:
 

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saf: guess what time it is?
arsene: potty time?
saf: no, 15th time in a row i beat you in OT
arsene: no potty?
pat: I beleive he needs the loo sir Alex
 

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saf--why did you call me arsene
arsene-- please mister can i have 1 pound, i need to call my friend
saf--take 2 pounds call ALL your friends
arsene----WAAAAAAAAA
 

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K4T, since you don't appreciate gay theme it seems.... :D

Entry 1/1:
SAF: "Never imagined me offering you my collection of red wine. Choose your pick..."
AW: "Thanks, Monsieur... 3 seasons, you know... 3 seasons without a trophy..."
SAF: "I know, I know. We will talk more about it later..."

Make or break... :(
 

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versa said:
K4T, since you don't appreciate gay theme it seems.... :D

Entry 1/1:
SAF: "Never imagined me offering you my collection of red wine. Choose your pick..."
AW: "Thanks, Monsieur... 3 seasons, you know... 3 seasons without a trophy..."
SAF: "I know, I know. We will talk more about it later..."

Make or break... :(
Keep taking the tablets Versa ;)
 

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Wenger: *Crying*
Fergie: It's ok......we all get depressed.....just some more than others...
Wenger: But, but, but.....my team all hate me now!
Fergie: Maybe you should just leave football? Eh?
Wenger: Well, there is a great old folks home near me....
Fergie: Well there ya go!.....You'll be hapy there....
Wenger: *sobbing*.......maybe yopu are right....*shivers*......I don't feel so good...
Fergie:....I'll send you a postcard....good luck!
Rice: There goes the greatest moaner the earth has ever seen!
 
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