Caption Competition Rd.7 - Win Vcash!!!!

Ah, look, its the great pretender!!





50s song in case you didn't know.




No, go on, stop arsene about, whats the answer to the riddle?

SAF:Come on Arsene...it was bound to happen sometime this season.
Arsene:Yes but i didnt expect it to happen so easily.
SAF:We beat you hands down...and youve got to face that.
Arsene:Well yes i have to accept it.Thats it for us and the title now.
Pat Rice:Look at him blubbering to sir alex.

Saf : Want to come home with me tonite? help u relax ?

fergie- now now arsene it isnt your fault

wenger-but fergie you is it is my fault

fergie- why is it your fault

wenger- well you see my wife told me to wear my incontence pants

SAF:dont get sad arsne i will buy you the toy after the next match
AW:but i want it now
SAF:dont worry i will give you the fake FA cup to put it in your cabinet
AW:can you
SAFf course i always give gifts to losers

fergie- dont cry arsene

wenger-but ive lost my

fergie- we all lose the odd game now and again

wenger- ive lost my teddy

saf : i will bring you a tissue paper to clean your nose
arsne : NO NO NO I WANT TO WIN A THROOOOOOOPY NO
saf : you will one day
arsne : realy
saf : fool
arsne : waaaa waaa waaa waaa mammy i wanna to win a thropy i miss them
SAF : NO DOUBLE NO TREBELE
arsne i wanna thropy
saf: dont worry i will keep for you the poster of united celebrating the UCL AND THE EPL
arsne: thanks alex

SAF: My team is just to good
Wenger: It was the refeere!
SAF: Sure it was.... Sure

SAF: Lose the face arsene , you owe me 50 quid
arsene: arsene no have money , he no win nothing since 2003
SAF: I dont understand a word your saying but you still owe me 50 quid
pat rice: Sir, dont waste your time on him

saf- told you we'd win 7-nil
arsene-- no, mr ferguson say he buy me cake after game
saf---i said nothing you ....
arsene----waaaaaaa, arsene want cake
pat rice----you shouldn't talk to him after he loses a game, here have a cake mr choogy moomy arsene
saf----

Fergie-'Yo Arse cheeks, whats crackin beeeoch?, dont suppose you have the time by any chance?
The off-licence closes soon and I need to get my 6 cans of Scrumpy Jack.'

Arse-'Yess Fergiee I have zee time on my cool new Bart Siimpson watch,
but Im not going to tell you, cos I feel everybody eeez against us and Im a bitter
twisted old fool, ok Fergiee?'

Pat- Pffft Bloody bum chums

Keep trying Jazz, one day!!

Red Devil said:

Keep trying Jazz, one day!!

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lol

p.s. Jazz has actually won a round already, unlike somebody

saf: guess what time it is?
arsene: potty time?
saf: no, 15th time in a row i beat you in OT
arsene: no potty?
pat: I beleive he needs the loo sir Alex

Keano4taoiseach said:

lol

p.s. Jazz has actually won a round already, unlike somebody

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Its not my fault he is paying you off

saf--why did you call me arsene
arsene-- please mister can i have 1 pound, i need to call my friend
saf--take 2 pounds call ALL your friends
arsene----WAAAAAAAAA

K4T, since you don't appreciate gay theme it seems....

Entry 1/1:
SAF: "Never imagined me offering you my collection of red wine. Choose your pick..."
AW: "Thanks, Monsieur... 3 seasons, you know... 3 seasons without a trophy..."
SAF: "I know, I know. We will talk more about it later..."

Make or break...

versa said:

K4T, since you don't appreciate gay theme it seems....

Entry 1/1:
SAF: "Never imagined me offering you my collection of red wine. Choose your pick..."
AW: "Thanks, Monsieur... 3 seasons, you know... 3 seasons without a trophy..."
SAF: "I know, I know. We will talk more about it later..."

Make or break...

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Keep taking the tablets Versa

Wenger: *Crying*
Fergie: It's ok......we all get depressed.....just some more than others...
Wenger: But, but, but.....my team all hate me now!
Fergie: Maybe you should just leave football? Eh?
Wenger: Well, there is a great old folks home near me....
Fergie: Well there ya go!.....You'll be hapy there....
Wenger: *sobbing*.......maybe yopu are right....*shivers*......I don't feel so good...
Fergie:....I'll send you a postcard....good luck!
Rice: There goes the greatest moaner the earth has ever seen!