[Keano4taoiseach]

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 23rd March 08.

 

[Guest]

"Smell my finger"

 

[carlyluvsunited]

"You call me Fat Fwank one more time and guess where I'm going to shove this finger"

 

[versa]

Ref: "Hey, hey, wtf is going on here?"

BM: "Beats me." [Shrugs shoulders]

FL: "Don't look so innocent! Did you... ffs... just use your finger on me?!!!"

 

[haggler]

oooohhh louis youve got a loose lash ducky !

fat frank phone home fat frank phone home

you sing hes fat hes round one more time and i will lamp you hard

 

[Red Devil]

"I'm da man, don't ya forget it, Lampard is da name man init"

 

[akash_reds]

"Are you talking to me...are you talking to me?????

im bad at this....

 

[Red Devil]

you have to imagine what the player is saying to the other - pretend

 

[akash_reds]

i see......

 

[nath_fansince89]

"I knew there was someone better than me to take my place at West Ham, now you're in for it"

 

[Red Devil]

"See this bogie? SEEEE this bogie; its on more than you!"

 

[versa]

FL: "Did you just..... use your finger?!! I felt it!"

BM: "What??!! You crazy?!"

Ref: "Wtf...? What card should I give??"

 

[Jazz 16]

Lamps: Oi Boa, If you DARE eat any of the after match snacks Ill sit on ya!

 

[Keano4taoiseach]

Great response guys. Keep it up and don't forget you can enter as many times as you like.

 

[Guest]

'Did you steal my post match pasty?'

 

[Keano4taoiseach]

Lamps: "I'm richer than you"

*I can't win btw*

 

[rehab]

Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, your under!
I did not sleep with your mum last night, i repeat i did not sleep with your mum last night.
Although i'm a fat, i aint nothing compared to your grizzly muma!

Haha that was terribleeee! ahh well

 

[Keano!]

Lampard: You called me fat, you......
Boa Morte: Bu, bu, but......
Ref: Frank, calm, down........we all know you're incredibly overweight!
Lampard: Well this guy called me fat!

 

[GiggsyGenuis]

Lampard - I'll telling you I did score a goal once that was not deflected!

OR

Listen you have to shoot 350 times a game, from every impossible angle to justify a nickname as naff as Lamps!

 

[CROoney]

Lampard - "Stay away from my ref,-he awards us a penalty every time Drogba dives "
Ref - "Easy lamps , we were just talking, ...although my hand is in a quite interesting place right now..."
"Hey, he's touching ME man, not vice-versa" - says Boa Morte with a squeeky voice