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A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom. He Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The Bed,sweating And Panting. 'what's Up?' He Says.

'i'm Having A Heart Attack,' Cries The Woman.

He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As He's Dialing, His 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says 'daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In Your Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!'

The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom, past His Screaming Wife, And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door.

Sure Enough, There Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor.

'you Rotten S.o.a.b.,' Says The Husband, 'my Wife's Having A Heart Attack And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!'
 
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Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and can't believe she's doing so well.
But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & a parka, she said

..HELLO......read the bloody tin, it says for best results put on 2 coats.

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A man rings his boss ... i can't work today boss, i'm sick.....
Boss says when i'm sick i make love to my sexy blonde wife,try that?

....2hrs later the man rings back.....it worked boss i'm lots better....

By the way ....you've got a nice house...


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SALFORD RED said:
Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and can't believe she's doing so well.
But has to ask her why she is wearing a leather jacket & a parka, she said

..HELLO......read the bloody tin, it says for best results put on 2 coats.

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A man rings his boss ... i can't work today boss, i'm sick.....
Boss says when i'm sick i make love to my sexy blonde wife,try that?

....2hrs later the man rings back.....it worked boss i'm lots better....

By the way ....you've got a nice house...



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13 people were injured in birmingham today when a bunk bed collapsed. Police treating it as terrorist incident and blame Al Ikea!
 
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