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A Celtic fan has signed up on a Rangers forum, made a few posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Celtic fan.

Then he makes a thread saying

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If you wan't tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here...

Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution.

But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end.

Here's what to do..

Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious.
Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on thier system.
Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and beacuse of your sock order, you will be on thier system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads.


Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. :first:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 

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A Celtic fan has signed up on a Rangers forum, made a few posts and no-one is any the wiser he's a Celtic fan.

Then he makes a thread saying

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If you wan't tickets for next week's title decider away to Dundee United, read here...

Since the away allocation for Rangers fans of 5 thousand is long sold out. Tickets for the home end is the only solution.

But as we all know, if your not on Dundee United's official club/supporter database then you won't even be able to buy tickets for the home end.

Here's what to do..

Phone up the club shop. And ask to buy a pair of Dundee United kit socks. Don't even mention tickets for Sunday. They will become suspicious.
Then when they take your sock order, personal details and process your payment your details will then be stored on thier system.
Give it a few hours until there's a shift change, phone up again and order your home tickets for the Rangers match and beacuse of your sock order, you will be on thier system and you will get your match tickets. It's perfect lads.


Turns out, there's no such database and all these Rangers fans have ended up with hundreds of pairs of Dundee United socks and no match tickets. :first:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
hail hail
 

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The Dundee United store must have been confused beyond belief. :rofl: I wonder how much money they made?
Lmao, it seriously only sells the away socks, away shorts and home kit. Plus some watches and goofy stuff like that. I was looking at it, its certainly must've come as a shock to the staff.
 

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What a class guy, he must be being bought pints by Celtic fans everywhere he goes, however, is probably going to be murdered by Rangers fans... worth it though :p
 

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I heard some more about this today.

Supposedly it was an Aberdeen fan, not Celtic and that 900 fans phoned up and bought tickets! 900!!!

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