[Davemart]

I just want Evra benched.
He can sit there and concentrate on getting his bum pinched.
He is better at that than he has been at football lately, certainly when it comes to defending, which I believe is part of his job description.

 

[Davemart]

Defending Young is not allowed.

It looks like not only is defending Young not allowed, but attacking Young doesn't seem to happen very often either!

 

[Davemart]

I've trained in worse than that. And I'm not being paid an Aston Martin a week either.

TBF, you were training as a deep sea diver....

 

[Davemart]

I don't know how RVP and Rooney keep making the team when we have these options we could play instead!

 

[Davemart]

Who do you think I am, Ashley Young?

I said deep sea, not muff.

 

[Davemart]

What a surprise! Rafa is the one who can put in a decent ball despite the wind!

 

[Davemart]

Crap weather, crap match, crap feed.
Thank you Santa!

 

[Davemart]

Because he's been crap so far

True, but that is hardly Rafa's fault!

 

[Davemart]

Ho Ho fking Ho.. Don´t blame me .. 40 quid a seat tonight at Stoke.. Ed Woodward - not looking for an equaliser, just a goal you clown

And 80 quid to hire an umbrella, I imagine.

 

[Davemart]

Great cross from Jonesey!

 

[Davemart]

'It may well be Anderson who is about to leave us'
What a cruel, cruel tease!
If only!

 

[Davemart]

Welbeck in the hole perhaps?

That is Zaha, if you are talking about Moyes's daughter.

 

[Davemart]

Zaha or Nani for Young asap please.

Its uncanny the way you do it.
Do you study much?

 

[Davemart]

You're hilarious.

No, no, you are MUCH funnier!

 

[Davemart]

And there goes the Young I know.

And love?:wub

 

[Davemart]

Whacko . against a shite Stoke strike force

Smalling has done well.

 

[Davemart]

I could have made a fortune if I had a bet on who our scorers would be in the last couple of matches!

 

[Davemart]

I'm Married, and as of today unemployed (well between contracts)

He meant the sort of a bike with a chain on.
Your chat up lines should work well on them!

 

[Davemart]

YES, we did it on a COLD, WINDY, HAILY, RAINY night at STOKE.

I went to sleep at the HAIL break (not knowing how long it could last). But seeing the news in the morning was a delight. A cracking goal and an assist to Young is stuff of dreams and that really happened. And also avoided City in the SF. Now bring on Sunderland.

Falling asleep during the hail would be quite an achievement, if you were at the match!

Otherwise, please stop falling asleep and taking over my function as the most senile forum member, Salford Red always excepted, of course.

 

[Davemart]

we owned the stoke

Personally I would put it back on the market.
Awful place.