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When is the word f*ck acceptable ?

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the **** do you mean, we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10 . "What the **** was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those ****ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any ****ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so ****ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the **** did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the ****ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the **** are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3."Scattered ****ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the **** is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please............!

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this ****ing mad." -- Saddam Hussein, 2003
 

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HAHAHAHA some funny one's there, "What the **** was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 HAHAHA, I no its bad but it is funny
 

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OK I admit it, I was heading in here to use the knife, but - fair play to carly - its quite funny. Now, get the **** out of here ;) I used asterisks, really!! ;)
 

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Red Devil said:
OK I admit it, I was heading in here to use the knife, but - fair play to carly - its quite funny. Now, get the **** out of here ;) I used asterisks, really!! ;)
:eek: a ****ing knife !!!!

Ya wanna kill me now do ya, lol....Arrgghhhhhhhhh....someone help me !!!!
 

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Wolfster said:
hahaha hilarious!!
i might add one though
"Ah **** it, there goes the Champions League!" Franz Beckenbauer 1999
Nice one Wolfy......

"What a f*cking waste of £30 mill"....Mourinho on Schevchenko, Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May 2007 :D
 

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Anybody see Mock The Week when one of the comedians was doing a stand up about excessive swearing?

He told the tale of attending a football match in Scotland when one of the fans in front of him stood up and shouted "****in'...BOOOOOOO!"

That cracked me up!
 

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Where the F**'s my red one gone? F*** it your having the yellow one, again. - Graham "w*nker" Poll, World Cup 2006
 
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