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Well it hasn't just yet, but my mate and i were talking yesterday
and we talked about if things got that bad that some teams had
to merge to survive.

So here we have it, a nighmare in the making for all the supporters concerned.

Thought his might make a interesting thread, so read on.

Merging teams.

United and Bitters......Now known as " MANBITS"

Dippers and Everton.....Now known as " DIPPERTON"

$helski and Arsewipes.....Now known as " ARSESKI"

First pick the stadium they would play at.

From the present managers pick one for manager, one for assistant.

Now the players.
Each team can only have a squad of 14, made up of 7 from each team.
One player for each possition and three subs.
On the pitch at the start must be 6 from one team 5 from the other..

Who would have the strongest/best team of the three ?

Ok, go for it people. :D

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Wow :eek: Your basically asking us to do a lot of work here :D
This will need a bit of study and time. Ill get cracking on it tomorrow.
Good thread though ;)
 
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lol, i didn't realise how much hard work it would be.
Still struggling after 30 minutes. :eek:

May be better if you pick only one of the merged teams.
Then you can challenge other members to pick a better
merged team from the other two.

If it don't work, it don't work. Nothing lost. :D
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Barçenal = Barcelona & Arsenal. The ultimately good aesthetic team. Scored 0 goals their entire season.

Liverski = Liverpool & Chelski. The ultimately bad aesthetic team, wins games by putting opposing teams to sleep.

Everland = Everton & Sunderland. The opposite of Neverland, i.e. people age infinitely. SAL's club. (SPAM!) :D ( and ZAP ! ZAP ! ZAPPED! lol. ).

Boltham = Bolton & Fulham. Relegation fodder.

Newham United = Newcastle United & Tottenham. Relegation fodder, horrible defense.

Wigsmouth Athletic = Wigan Athletic & Portsmouth. Who knows...

Astburn Villa = Aston Villa & Blackburn. Sounds like a disease if you take out the Villa...

I'll think of more later. I couldn't give a hoot about the managers and players and such though, just the names. :cool:

Not got a clue what i am doing here, think i'm just crazy.






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lol I think Grif missed the objective :D
Anyway, Ill give it a go tomorrow cos I want to do it right. Im such a football nerd :p
I think my teams will be the best. You can be the judge Sal.
 

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No, I didn't miss the objective, but like I said I couldn't give a hoot about doing the managers and the players and making sure everything is right. I just liked merging the names into something ridiculous. :p
 

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Edit: Screw it Ill do a team, though Ill start with a contentious one for the laugh
and do the other 3 teams later.
My team shall be 'Manpool'.

Manager=Fergie. (obviously)
Assistant=Rafa Beneathus.


Stadium: OT (obviously)

7 Liverpool Players:
Reina, Gerrard, Skrtel, Torres, Mascehano, Babel, Carragher.

7 United Players:
Rio, Vidic, Evra, Rooney, Ronaldo, Carrick, Berbatov.

Manpool team: - 5 Pool & 6 United.

--------------------Reina-----------------------

Carragher------Rio--------Vidic-----------Evra-

Ronaldo-------Gerrard-------Carrick-----Babel-

------------Torres------------Rooney-----------

Subs:
Skrtel, Mascehano, Berbatov/
 

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United and Bitters......Now known as " MANBITS"

7 City players:
Dunne, Kompany, Ireland, Robihno, SWP, Richards, Elano.

7 United Players:
VDS, Rio, Rooney, Berbatov, Evra, Scholes, Ronaldo.


-------------------VDS--------------------

Richards--------Rio-------Dunne------Evra

SWP-------Kompany-------Scholes-----Robihno

--------Ronaldo--------Berbatov----------

Subs:
Ireland, Elano, Rooney
 

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Dippers and Everton.....Now known as " DIPPERTON"

7 Everton Players:

Lescott, Baines, Arteta, Cahill, Yakubu, Howard, Neville

7 Liverpool Players:

Skytel, Gerrard, Mascherano, Babel, Keane, Torres, Carragher.


Dipperton team:

--------------------Howard-----------------

Neville------Skytel--------Carragher-------Baines

Arteta-------Gerrard-------Cahill-----------Babel

-------------Keane-----------Torres-------------

Subs:
Lescott, Mascherano, Yakubu
 

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$helski and Arsewipes.....Now known as " ARSESKI"

7 Arsenal Players:
Gallas, Clichy, Fabregas, van Persie, Walcott, Adebayor, Toure.

7 Chelsea Players:
Cech, Essien, Lampard, Carvalho, Drogba, Deco, J.Cole.

Team Arseski:

---------------------------Cech---------------------------------

Essien----------Gallas---------Carvalho------------Clichy--

Deco----------Fabregas--------Lampard-------van Persie-

-------------Drogba-----------------Adebayor-----------------

Subs:
Toure, J.Cole, Walcott.
 

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Essien at right back & Lampard next to Fabregas? Oh Jazz, will you never learn? :D

Team Arseski:

---------------------------Cech---------------------------------

Bosingwa----------Toure---------Carvalho------------Clichy--

-----------Ballack----------Essien----------Fabregas-------------

----------Deco-------------Drogba-----------------Nasri---------


Subs: Joe Cole, Theo Walcott, Frank Lampard
 
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