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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Anaesthetist
4. Cinnamon
5. Chrysanthemum




THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3. Anti-constitutionalistically
4. Transubstantiate
5. Sphygmomanometer




THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

01. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
02. Nope, no more booze for me.
03. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
04. Mc Donalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
05. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
06. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
07. I'm not interested in fighting you.
08. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
09. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
 

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Hahah, you think the food will help you...sometimes it does...sometimes it doesn't...has made me feel let's say, worse off, on a few occasions too haha
 

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Hahah, you think the food will help you...sometimes it does...sometimes it doesn't...has made me feel let's say, worse off, on a few occasions too haha
I refuse to even smell McDonals unless I'm completely hammered. Except for McGriddles which are the best things in the world. McDonalds has such copious amounts of grease and other non-healthy things, that I can't imagine burgers from there ever helping anyone, no matter how drunk.
 

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Yeah, I agree, but when you're drunk sometimes I think that food will help me recover quickly or prevent such a bad hangover the next morning. McDonalds is probably the exception to that thought process.

by the way what are McGriddles?
 
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