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An exhausted looking blonde dragged herself in to the doctor's office.
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood.
They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

"I have good news for you," the doctor answered,
rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream.
A few of these and your trouble will be over."

"Great," the blonde answered,
"I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

A few weeks later the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.
"Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head.
"Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

"That may be true," answered the blonde wearily,
"but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and
when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"

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A blonde, a red head and a brunette were competing in the English
Channel Breast Stroke Competition.

The redhead won and the brunette came in second. However, there
was no sign of the final contestant. Hours and hours went by
causing grave concern and worry. Just as everyone was losing
hope, the blonde finally arrived.

The crowd was extremely happy and relieved to see her. They
embraced the young girl as she came ashore. After all of the
excitement died down, she leaned over to the judge and whispered…………


"I hate to be a bad loser, but I think those other girls used
their arms."

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A blonde and a brunette are catching up after having not seen each other for a while,
the brunette says to the blonde, "I'm married to Kenny now."

The blonde replies, "Really, I used to date him. Isn't he the one with the really bad dandruff?"

"Yeah," answered the brunette, "but I fixed that, I gave him head and shoulders."

The blonde looked really confused and after a few moments asked,

"How do you give Shoulders?"

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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seven...

One to make the dough and six to peel the M&M's.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

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A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink,
and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news.

A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge,
and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.

Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50.

The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend."

But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet."

Then the redhead said

"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news,
so I can't take your money."

The blonde replied

"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"

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Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot
trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Here is their dialogue:

Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!

Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder!
it's starting to rain, and the top is down!

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A recent survey was conducted to discover why blondes get out of bed in the middle of the night:

- 5% said it was to get a glass of water.

- 12% said it was to go to the toilet.

- 83% said it was to go home.

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Three blondes in a car driving to disneyland,

they see a sign that says disneyland left,

so they turned around and went home.

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How do you keep a blond amused......

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