Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course - the other 3 are mythical creatures
Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
Q: What do you get if you cross a Liverpol fan with a pig?
A: Thick bacon...
Q.Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
A.Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
What do you call a scouser in a suit?
The accused.
Here how about you go onto your own site for starters and you can come back if Liverpool ever get near us in the league. I wont be expecting you back for a long while so. I look forward to not hearing from you.......
Here how about you go onto your own site for starters and you can come back if Liverpool ever get near us in the league. I wont be expecting you back for a long while so. I look forward to not hearing from you.......
Ill be talk to you in April. We wont need May we will have it done a month before hand mate! And as for you come back to me when yee win the champions league. Ill never talk to you again.
Ill be talk to you in April. We wont need May we will have it done a month before hand mate! And as for you come back to me when yee win the champions league. Ill never talk to you again.
you will wrap up the Premiership in April eh? lol thats the funniest thing Ive heard all day. And as for the Champions League...just wait and see mate.
A liverpool fan is driving to his office. On the way he gives lift to a priest. As he is driving, he sees Ferguson walking down the street. He speeds up and tries to run over Fergie. As he come close to Ferguson, he realizes about the Priest sitting in his car. So he tries to avoid hitting Fergie. When the car is passing by Fergie, he hears sound of "thud".
Liverpool Fan : " Sorry Father I almost ran over that guy (bastard Fergie)".
Priest : " Its ok son, I had him with Car door.
96 wasn't enough !!!! I was recently on holiday in Halkidiki Greece, boarded a loacl bus to the main town, the fare was 98 cents I only has 96 cents, oh dear 96was not enough, I blagged the jiurney anyway !!! why because I was wearing my beloved United shirt !!!!!
WON... past tense.....league titles...those were the OLD league....EPL...Man Utd has 9...liverpool??? NONE. stop talking bout your past...we know the past liverpool were great.....but tts all the PAST...wake up....n see the PRESENT....the PRESENT champions of the EPL, Manchester United Football Club.
Q) A fat scouser and a anorexic scouser jumps of a cliff who hits the ground first?
A) WHO GIVES A ****!
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