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Anyone know any nicknames for the players. They can be real ones that are used on them or funny ones made up by you. They can be United players or any footballers.

Ill start off with Sheasy aka the Cat.
I also like Nini or young Michael Jackson for Nani.

If you have any post them here. I can see K4t and AC9 enjoying this one :rolleyes: :D
 
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I always thought Goldenballs for Beckham was amusing.

Rooney is Wazza

Although most people refer to Scholes as simply Scholesy, I've heard a few people call him the Ginger Ninja when he's flying in with tackles!

When Rio had his dreads he used to be called Jar Jar Binks (sp?) - that weird alien out of Star Wars.
 
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Wes Orange lol.
Everyone seems to call Tomazs 'pig' for obvious reasons-bit cruel though......

Ronnie or the (Madeiran) Magician -Ronaldo

Gaz Nev

I always wondered why Alan Smith was called Smudger? I even heard them calling the ex-Aresenal striker Alan Smith Smudger the other day. Am I missing something?
 
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PIG is a perfect description of Kuzcknak....abeit cruel....lol

If Wesley Brown put on a few pounds he could be called an "Oompa Loompa"...(charlie and the choclate factory)..lol..

ya reddwarf Goldenballs for Becks was excellent....

Chris Eagles......prison b***h.......:D ....sorry...

If i knew anything about Star Wars im sure i could think of a creature with a forehead similar to Jolean Lescotts....lol

I always like to call Rooney-Tevez......'mince pies'......personal family joke..:eek:

Keano is a classic......;)
 
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Keano4taoiseach said:
If i knew anything about Star Wars im sure i could think of a creature with a forehead similar to Jolean Lescotts....lol
Click to expand...
:D Warf from Star Trek.......

We have Fletch also, Rio is just Rio I think. Silvestre=Tweetie??
Saha-the glass man........
 
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