walked into Wal-
Mart with her two
kids, yelling obscenities
at them all the way through
the entrance.The Wal-Mart Greeter
says "Good morning, and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.
Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped
yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other
one's 6. Why the hell would you
think they're twins? Are you
blind, or just stupid? "I'm
neither blind nor stupid",
replied the Greeter.
"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice."
'Ave it bitch !!!