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http://www.gotoquiz.com/what_mental_disorder_do_you_have

all results posted will be handled with my usual sensitivity;)

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.


If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.


If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.


If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.


If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will

tell you which number to press.


If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.


If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.


If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.


If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.


If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.


If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.


If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.


This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable

person to show you care.
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ROFLMAO hags, your post was funnier than the results of the test. :D
Those press 1 etc are great, kept for future use.;)

Couldn't work out how to post my results but ALL the red was higher than Zucos.
So you are safe zuco. :eek:
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I just made a screenshot, pasted into paint then cut out the
bit that I needed and saved it as a jpeg, easy when you know how ;)

Salad Fred said:
ALL the red was higher than Zucos.
So you are safe zuco
That's assuming i was honest with my answers :eek:
 
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-zuco- said:
I just made a screenshot, pasted into paint then cut out the
bit that I needed and saved it as a jpeg, easy when you know how ;)



That's assuming i was honest with my answers :eek:
I know how to do all that, just couldn't be bothered. :D

I just ticked anything on the answers. :p
 

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someone had to ask so it may as well be me -------- collar and cuffs ?:D :eek:
 

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Eeeee gads, I'm mental!!!!!

What mental disorder do you have?
Your Result: GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)

You can never seem to calm down and always feel anxious for unknown reasons. You tend to not be able to concentrate and have headaches or other anxiety symptoms.

I also seem to suffer from mild ADD, I'm slightly manic depressive and paranoid and occasionally suffer from OCD.

It didn't seem to notice my f****** s*** balls Tourettes though!!!
 

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haggler said:
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.

You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable

person to show you care.
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I am paranoid apparently, according to this inconclusive qustionnaire, I say that because there are so few questions and none are practical or asked face to face by a trained pyschologist :eek:

Please don't judge me, be nice :eek:
 

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anybody who spells qustionaire like this is clearly playing with a few cards short
 
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