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A couple were celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the

beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica The local newspaper reporter was

inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in

America ," explained the man "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,

and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't

gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off".

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said: "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again.

Once more my wife quietly said: "That's twice."

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the

third time My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot

the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her: "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you

shoot the poor animal like that, Are you crazy?

She looked at ME, and quietly said: "That's once"

...... "And from that moment we have lived happily every after"
 
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ??





Nothing..you've told her twice already.
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SALFORD RED said:
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes ??





Nothing..you've told her twice already.
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Oi......

Dont say this its not funny.

Any more being a bad man and I will pop a cap in yo ass mo fo, lol :D
 
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