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I can exclusively reveal the real reason for our drop in form
Synchronised blob weeks !!!!!
Like a lining up of the planets all the united other halves have had the painters in at the same time .
No side can perform when its stars take to the pitch with bawbags round thier knees .
And blob week women make menfolk rage which explains the spate of red cards .:red:
Coleen has been making wayne sleep with the hoover off and mrs ginger has been at the knife drawer again .
Mrs vidic has been listening to the other wags and no longer does greek at her special time .
Ole has been dispatched to boots for some feminax , b12 tablets and some teddy bear hot water bottles .:thumbsup:
the ladies are now just spotting so all will soon be well .:specool:
i thank you
Synchronised blob weeks !!!!!
Like a lining up of the planets all the united other halves have had the painters in at the same time .
No side can perform when its stars take to the pitch with bawbags round thier knees .
And blob week women make menfolk rage which explains the spate of red cards .:red:
Coleen has been making wayne sleep with the hoover off and mrs ginger has been at the knife drawer again .
Mrs vidic has been listening to the other wags and no longer does greek at her special time .
Ole has been dispatched to boots for some feminax , b12 tablets and some teddy bear hot water bottles .:thumbsup:
the ladies are now just spotting so all will soon be well .:specool:
i thank you