[haggler]

I can exclusively reveal the real reason for our drop in form

Synchronised blob weeks !!!!!

Like a lining up of the planets all the united other halves have had the painters in at the same time .

No side can perform when its stars take to the pitch with bawbags round thier knees .

And blob week women make menfolk rage which explains the spate of red cards .:red:

Coleen has been making wayne sleep with the hoover off and mrs ginger has been at the knife drawer again .

Mrs vidic has been listening to the other wags and no longer does greek at her special time .

Ole has been dispatched to boots for some feminax , b12 tablets and some teddy bear hot water bottles .:thumbsup:

the ladies are now just spotting so all will soon be well .:specool:

i thank you

 

[Keano!]

I can exclusively reveal the real reason for our drop in form

Synchronised blob weeks !!!!!

Like a lining up of the planets all the united other halves have had the painters in at the same time .

No side can perform when its stars take to the pitch with bawbags round thier knees .

And blob week women make menfolk rage which explains the spate of red cards .:red:

Coleen has been making wayne sleep with the hoover off and mrs ginger has been at the knife drawer again .

Mrs vidic has been listening to the other wags and no longer does greek at her special time .

Ole has been dispatched to boots for some feminax , b12 tablets and some teddy bear hot water bottles .:thumbsup:

the ladies are now just spotting so all will soon be well .:specool:

i thank you

lmao... :laugh::laugh:

Nice one haggis

 

[Guest]

Another classic from Haggs :rofl:

 

[thekeanefella]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

:groupwave reversed:

thanks haggs thats brightened up me day.

 

[GOLDENRONNY]

you hit the nail on the head there,good stuff:groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed::groupwave reversed: