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dear ron
Dont listen to the other boys ronnie - my love for you is still strong --mmmm those tanned pecs and lithe thighs mmmm that pert but manly bottom mmm .
They saw your 2009 calendar and realised they would never have your looks talent or money so now they turn on you like a bunch of hungry rats .
did you not win the double on your own last year ? but are they gratefull ?
Maybe they do not see the grace in which you fall as if poleaxed the same way as i do
Anyway how ya doing i never got a reply too my love notes -- maybe i sent them and carlos took them for himself
i got all your posters and your pictures man -- i even got your tatoo on my buttocks and i showed it to my gran
Dear mr im too pretty to answer my fans - i waited for three hours in the pouring rain and you wouldnt sign the thirty shirts i had with me for the kiddies --- you said i would sell em on ebay ---- who do ya think you are ? ringo starr
dear ron ive drunk 7 cans of tramp juice n im getting in my car to drive to the bp do ya dare me to drive ? whats that noise -- ive got kenyon in the trunk as he stopped us gittin ronaldinho an hes gonna die!
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
damn wheres haggs ---- oh no he meant it damn i wish id smiled after that goal against the baggies now
Dont listen to the other boys ronnie - my love for you is still strong --mmmm those tanned pecs and lithe thighs mmmm that pert but manly bottom mmm .
They saw your 2009 calendar and realised they would never have your looks talent or money so now they turn on you like a bunch of hungry rats .
did you not win the double on your own last year ? but are they gratefull ?
Maybe they do not see the grace in which you fall as if poleaxed the same way as i do
Anyway how ya doing i never got a reply too my love notes -- maybe i sent them and carlos took them for himself
i got all your posters and your pictures man -- i even got your tatoo on my buttocks and i showed it to my gran
Dear mr im too pretty to answer my fans - i waited for three hours in the pouring rain and you wouldnt sign the thirty shirts i had with me for the kiddies --- you said i would sell em on ebay ---- who do ya think you are ? ringo starr
dear ron ive drunk 7 cans of tramp juice n im getting in my car to drive to the bp do ya dare me to drive ? whats that noise -- ive got kenyon in the trunk as he stopped us gittin ronaldinho an hes gonna die!
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
damn wheres haggs ---- oh no he meant it damn i wish id smiled after that goal against the baggies now