[haggler]

dear ron
Dont listen to the other boys ronnie - my love for you is still strong --mmmm those tanned pecs and lithe thighs mmmm that pert but manly bottom mmm .

They saw your 2009 calendar and realised they would never have your looks talent or money so now they turn on you like a bunch of hungry rats .

did you not win the double on your own last year ? but are they gratefull ?

Maybe they do not see the grace in which you fall as if poleaxed the same way as i do

Anyway how ya doing i never got a reply too my love notes -- maybe i sent them and carlos took them for himself

i got all your posters and your pictures man -- i even got your tatoo on my buttocks and i showed it to my gran

Dear mr im too pretty to answer my fans - i waited for three hours in the pouring rain and you wouldnt sign the thirty shirts i had with me for the kiddies --- you said i would sell em on ebay ---- who do ya think you are ? ringo starr

dear ron ive drunk 7 cans of tramp juice n im getting in my car to drive to the bp do ya dare me to drive ? whats that noise -- ive got kenyon in the trunk as he stopped us gittin ronaldinho an hes gonna die!

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg

damn wheres haggs ---- oh no he meant it damn i wish id smiled after that goal against the baggies now

 

[thekeanefella]

lmfao..............

 

[RedMurph7]

That is a classic! Copywrite that quick or somebody will release it! ha

 

[RedForceRising]

And i thought Eminem had problems...

You sure it wasn't Abo in the trunk?

 

[Guest]

ROFLMAO, hags you are on some serious drugs...if you're not then you bloody well should be mate !!


Another post that's going into the "classic posts " thread in the pub.
You own that thread mate.
Might even have to rename it !!

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[red lady]

Haggs......hahaha.....blinding absolutely blinding.....

 

[martinutd]

In need of immediate help

 

[Red_Devil28]

WTF? of course he is still a manchester united player, and yeah he acted like a first class dick in the summer, and we all have the right to be royally pi**ed off at him but while he is still wearing a red shirt i think we need to support him otherwise i wont jst effect him it will effect the moral of the whole team!!

 

[stretty]

Sh#t not another ronaldo thread , but nice post haggler very good .
And he did almost win us the double on his own

 

[abojodeh]

Rofl Haggs

super classic post

 

[Jay007]

lmao!

Great post Haggs.

Its great to see a Ronaldo thread with a bit of a difference as well

 

[Jazz 16]

lol dear god Hags. Its about time you got your weekly column on the go.

 

[abojodeh]

Haggs should work with the Early Doors blog or any funny footie blogs
or maybe even start his own blog with Piazza to correct Hag's spelling

 

[United_OG]

LMAO, easily the best/funniest post i've seen this season and its refreshing that it makes u laug when u read it too and it concerns ronaldo!

Classic!

pz!

 

[Nachito Coronel]

funny s**t keep it up