[Jesus Hitler]

Andriy Voronin scored for liverpool u watch hell be top scored in the PL next season lol i doubt it i wonder who rafas next flop shall be?

 

[piazza]

He bags at least 40 next year. Kuyt notches a solid 35-40 as well. All while Stevie G and Fernando snog each other on the bench.

 

[Jesus Hitler]

All while Stevie G and Fernando snog each other on the bench.

im sure they do that on the pitch anyway, i mean how can they resist torres with his long golden hair and stevie g with his erm scouse charm?

 

[piazza]

im sure they do that on the pitch anyway, i mean how can they resist torres with his long golden hair and stevie g with his erm scouse charm?

Not to mention Fernando's face is soooo smooth and innocent. Ugh I feel creepy now.

 

[Jesus Hitler]

Not to mention Fernando's face is soooo smooth and innocent. Ugh I feel creepy now.

his face is freakishly smooth very freakishly smooth

 

[piazza]

his face is freakishly smooth very freakishly smooth

He's a lot like Ronaldo, but I've at least seen Ronnie with some 5 o'clock shadow. Just think, how many goals Torres will score when he hits puberty?

 

[Jesus Hitler]

He's a lot like Ronaldo, but I've at least seen Ronnie with some 5 o'clock shadow. Just think, how many goals Torres will score when he hits puberty?

lmao haha well lets hope he didnt but ronnie had spots when he first came haha we should do a poll whos better looking ronnie vs torres, the battle of the spice boys

 

[piazza]

lmao haha well lets hope he didnt but ronnie had spots when he first came haha we should do a poll whos better looking ronnie vs torres, the battle of the spice boys

Lmao we could make an all facial-hairless XI too. Solskjaer and Torres up front is actually pretty lethal lol.

 

[Jesus Hitler]

Lmao we could make an all facial-hairless XI too. Solskjaer and Torres up front is actually pretty lethal lol.

haha yea very true seeing as the thread is about Voronin how about the pony tailed XI

 

[piazza]

haha yea very true seeing as the thread is about Voronin how about the pony tailed XI

-------------Seaman------------
?-------?------?-------Sorin
Camoranesi---Savage------?---------Becks
------------Voronin-----------?

That's all I could think of off the top of my head lmao.

 

[Jesus Hitler]

ginola??
ermm.......

and was becks even a pony tail it was more just longish hair not so much a pony tail

 

[piazza]

ginola??
ermm.......

and was becks even a pony tail it was more just longish hair not so much a pony tail

http://www.ananova.com/images/web/65186.jpg

It's kind of weird for a ponytail but I think it counts cause there's 2

 

[Jesus Hitler]

well yeah its accepted lol perhaps he can play twice cuz he has two pony tails

 

[piazza]

well yeah its accepted lol perhaps he can play twice cuz he has two pony tails

That'd work for me, he did a great job in the center in the 99 champions league final

 

[Jesus Hitler]

haha so the midfield is sorted and i just thought we can have forlan upfront now for the defence

 

[piazza]

the only people i can think of would be pushing emanuel petit back into defence with sorin at left back bacary sagna had kind of a pony-tailish thing once too

 

[Jesus Hitler]

i think we can keep petit in the midfield who needs 2 beckhams hay haha ill go away a think and get back to you on the defence

 

[piazza]

there's gotta be some italians, they always have great hair

 

[Jesus Hitler]

there's gotta be some italians, they always have great hair

yeah or the argies theres gotta be some of them with pony tails

 

[piazza]

----------------keeper----------------
Sagna------Mexes------Ramos-------Sorin

I've seen all of them with ponytails though Sorin is the only one who still wears one i think