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the fat bastard........:D

SAL, solsks, Jazz and AG will know what I am talking about....anyway.......;)


A brave knight has to go off to fight in the crusades and leaves his sexy wife at home. As he can't trust his wife to be left on her own, he fits her with a very special chastity belt made out of razor blades.

On his victorious return, he lines up all his male staff, and makes them drop their trousers. He is greeted by a whole line of shredded todgers, apart from one.
He goes up to that man and said, 'I trusted you and, unlike all the others, you have not betrayed my trust.
In return I shall give you half my land.'
.........To which the man replies, 'Ugg ou gery muk.'
 

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carlyluvsunited said:
I think you should use your new found trick to go and say hello to Ugs again....

Just to see if he is happy to see you again Bertie :D

I would be lucky if he only eats me...........:D
 
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