[The Ghost Of Gibbi]

Found this on a different forum, is it true??

I post this as a Manchester United fan, and I would like to tell all of you what I have heard today.

I work as a steward on matchday, and have overheard Malcolm Glazer telling Shaoib Abdul Jaffar that he is selling the club for 5 pounds and 3 turkeys. He has also said that he is thinking of selling Cristiano Ronaldo to the lowest bidder, because he want's to annoy United fans.

I know many people won't believe me, but I am a steward matchday steward, and this is from Glazer himself.

Glazer's sons have said they want a new toy, and that they are willing to allow United to rot in the lower leagues. Alex Ferguson has said he isn't buying any players this season because the chairmen won't give him any money, and he believes this is a ploy by Malcolm Glazer to bakrupt the club.

I know you may find this far fetched, but you must believe me. My mum told me it's true.

 

[Jazz 16]

er no

 

[Titface]

yes.
yes it is true.




































isn't it past your bedtime?

 

[antdevil78]

steward on matchday overhearing malcolm glazer.

go tell your mummy you need your pills and quickly.

 

[TheManc]

which forum did you get it off? Or did you make it up?

 

[Guest]

In the quoted text, the guy said he heard it while working
as a steward, then claims his mum told him

I don't think I'll bother to dissect it any further, it's clearly rubbish.

 

[abojodeh]

lmao
why would glazer screw his own club and sell ronaldo for the lowest bid
lol 5 pounds and 3 turkies
best joke i ever heard




THIS JOKE AWESOME

 

[Zense_United]

steward guy, i think he's crazy, or maybe he has nothing write thats y

 

[piazza]

If it is true, I'd pay 5 pounds and 3 turkeys right now!

 

[RedForceRising]

WHOA....

I can't believe this hasn't been closed yet. My "important penalties should be taken by ugly players" thread was easily better than this

 

[Guest]

WHOA....

I can't believe this hasn't been closed yet. My "important penalties should be taken by ugly players" thread was easily better than this

Agree there mate.

But come on...this is a world exclusive from a steward matchday steward while working at a match who heard Malcolm say it from his deathbed in America and The Ghosts mum says it is true.

You can't get much bigger news than that, can you ??
Close it ? Gawd this is massive news and we should all
be very concerned.

Call yourself a TRUE Red RFR ? You are a glory hunting JCL
if this doesn't worry you. Go support $helski or summat.

I mean selling our club for 5 pounds and 3 turkeys ??

We Want 4, We Want 4.

I'm storming the megawhore tomorrow in protest !!!

 

[reddwarf]

They should share the turkeys with the fans!!!

Anyone got any cranberry sauce?

 

[The Ghost Of Gibbi]

It was on a different thread. It's about as true as that City one thats going around, but ****in hate City, so hope that on is true

 

[CROoney]

shouldnt this be on a jokes section

 

[jerrakos]

can a mod please close this.

what an idiot

 

[Jazz 16]

can a mod please close this.

Done.

 

[Red Devil]

Found this on a different forum, is it true??

So, how long have you been a liverpool fan then?

Its not true at all, it was a dozen chickens

 

[Jazz 16]

So, how long have you been a liverpool fan then?

Its not true at all, it was a dozen chickens

he supports Citeh God bless him...