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To list some classics:
'We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half'
'A game is not won until it is lost.'
'Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.'
'He has a great understanding of where the goalkeeper is in relationship to the goal.'
'He's got a brain under his hair.'
'If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.'
'Preki quite literally only has the one foot.'
'Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him.'
'For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls'
'He wasn't really trying to score with that shot.'
'There's Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.'
'This is a real cat and carrot situation.'
'Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.'
"Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa. And even he doesn't always get picked."
Lizazaru, Chimbomba, Benanoon, the list goes on...
Pleat the man, the myth, the moron.
'We are now in the middle of the centre of the first half'
'A game is not won until it is lost.'
'Stoichkov is pointing at the bench with his eyes.'
'He has a great understanding of where the goalkeeper is in relationship to the goal.'
'He's got a brain under his hair.'
'If there are any managers out there with a bottomless pit, I'm sure that they would be interested in these two Russians.'
'Preki quite literally only has the one foot.'
'Pires has got something about him, he can go both ways depending on who's facing him.'
'For such a small man Maradona gets great elevation on his balls'
'He wasn't really trying to score with that shot.'
'There's Thierry Henry, exploding like the French train that he is.'
'This is a real cat and carrot situation.'
'Eighty per cent of teams who score first in matches go on to win them. But they may draw some. Or occasionally lose.'
"Of course, Steven Gerrard is one of only a few Liverpool players who never get left out by Rafa. And even he doesn't always get picked."
Lizazaru, Chimbomba, Benanoon, the list goes on...
Pleat the man, the myth, the moron.