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The Rules are Simple:

1. The person above you posts a wish.

2. The next poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own.

Example: I wish I had a Ferrari.
Granted: But it blows up if you go over 60 mph.

My wish: I wish I had a million dollars.

So the next post should start...

Granted but..( ??????????? ).

My wish ( your wish then goes here)

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:) ;)

Granted....But it only applies to the minds of animals

I wish i could fly.
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Granted... but you'll be seeing a naked 90 year old lady in your head everytime you close your eyes

I wish i could Teleport.
 

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granted.......but you will teleport into a naked 90 year old lady's bedroom always......
i want to see the other planets... :D
 

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akash_reds said:
granted.......but you will teleport into a naked 90 year old lady's bedroom always......
i want to see the other planets... :D
Granted... but you can't come back to Earth.:D
I wish I am Cantona- the sun, the sand, the sea..... and the babes.;)

P.S. This is actually a pretty interesting game because you need some creative thinking instead of just plain 'spamming'.
 

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granted.......but you are not eric cantona......you are 90 years old for an extra
i wish i was more imaginative....
 
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Granted, but you have no tongue to speak with or hands to write with.

I wish I wasn't so perfect :rolleyes:
 

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Granted, but you're his illegitimate son & he stated in his will that he will give 100% of his wealth to ur half-brother only, while not even leaving a single cent for ue.
I wish I can make all the gorgeous women in the world to fall in love with me.
 

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Granted, but you're his illegitimate son & he stated in his will that he will give 100% of his wealth to ur half-brother only, while not even leaving a single cent for ue.
I wish I can make all the gorgeous women in the world to fall in love with me.
Granted... but it is only love at first sight... from a distance.:D

I wish I have another 3 wishes...
 
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Granted...But only for 5 seconds then you spend the rest of your life travelling at snails pace.

I wish....I had a never ending bottle of beer.
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granted.....but it is not your favourite and it tastes horrible..
i wish i was able to make ice........(dont ask why!!!)
 

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Granted....but it will melt within less than 3 secs.
I wish that..... United will win the Historic Quadruple year-in, year-out
Granted, but it will be a Liverpool quadruple...aka....carling cup et cetra :p

I wish that I was gay.
 

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Keano4taoiseach said:
Granted, but it will be a Liverpool quadruple...aka....carling cup et cetra :p

I wish that I was gay.
:eek: Gr...anted.... but you wouldn't last more than a day...

I wish I am Ronaldo... the football and the babes...
 

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Ronaldo7 said:
granted... but your fat ronaldo!

I wish i was the best football player in the world
Granted... until you meet a certain Mr Taylor from EPL.:D

I wish.... I am RD because he so far refused to 'step into' this thread so let's dig him just a little. Give your best shot.:D ;)

[Or have I unwittingly ended the thread by default?:eek: ]
 
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